That’s it: it’s not even Halloween yet, but I’m nominating little Jenni Farley here for “Best Costume.” Why? Come the f*ck on. Do you really even have to ask that? Does Snooki have some kind of weird venereal disease that makes her lower half look shorter and squatter than her upper half? Does The Situation have deep, penis-shaped grooves in both palms and feet?
Some things just are, guys, and you just can’t question it.
Well lookee here. We have Kris Khumphries, *moving boxes from his New York City hotel room “home,” which is shared with wife Kim Kardashian. Oh, that, and he’s not wearing his ring, either. Why the long face, Kris? Why the small box? Moreover, why marry a woman who can’t even purchase a flat in NYC and has to stay in a long-term hotel room instead?
If it’s that last bit that steered you off course, friend, I can’t say I blame you. I think Kim‘s all hot and stuff, and would just love to learn all of her dirty little secrets, but that living-out-of-a-hotel-room part would definitely be the deal-breaker for me, too.
Good luck on your travels, bro!
*Incidentally, all of the Kardashians are moving out of the hotel since the NY version of their show wrapped, but that still doesn’t explain why boyfriend here’s not wearing his everlasting symbol of pure, perfect love.
Remember she talked it all up, that Big Directorial Debut of hers? It’s apparently about to rock. The flick is called In the Land of Blood and Honey, and is about a love affair between a Serbian male and a Bosnian female during the 1992 Bosnian war. The movie debuted today internationally, but won’t hit US theaters until December 23rd. What a nice, happy, FESTIVE movie to take in on your Christmas break, no doubt.
Seriously, though, I’m impressed. I think this looks like an amazing trailer. And what more could there be? I felt like the entire film was caught on that seemingly-long preview, and whatever’s not included has to be even better. That’s usually the way it works, anyhow.
Anyway, what do you guys think of the trailer? Is Angelina ready to make the big jump from acting (mediocre) to directing (maybe not-so-mediocre)? And isn’t it just super that Brad supported Angie so hard through this extensive process?
She even looks moderately healthy in these photos. I don’t know if she’s put on a few pounds or if she’s just got some mad gas, but something’s working for the lady here today, and it’s definitely all in her favor.
How do you know if the guy who paid you six-figures to attend his birthday party in Chechnya is a bloodthirsty madman who tortures for sport? Looking that stuff up—and knowing whether to care about it—is hard. That’s why two non-profits are teaming up to answer the question: Is the oligarch I’m privately entertaining for money a monster?
Global Philanthropy Group and Human Rights Watch have jointly announced the new service, which will come free of charge to any celebrity contemplating that private gig in Kazakhstan.
There you have it, famous people! No more performing for murderous megalomaniacs! You have no excuse! Plus, the service is free!
So the next time a dignitary from some weird nation you’ve never heard of comes a-knockin’, just ask the Human Rights Watch whether the gig is legit. Easy!
Oh, and by the way: Swank’s publicist reportedly ignored repeated calls and emails from the Human Rights Watch before the Ramzan Kadyrov gala ever went down. So the other takeaway, all ye hubristic Oscar-winners, is, freaking stop ignoring the Human Rights Watch. They can only make it so easy for you.
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