OK, moving right along. Based on previous photos, and the way girlfriend’s carrying herself these days, how far along do you think she is? Me, I say about six months, and she’s going to have a girl. Call it instinct, call it motherhood kindship, whatever – this girl‘s going to pop around the end of January and her daughter’s name is going to be, like, FiFi or some shit. Or Jessa Daisy Duke Mobley or something.
“It was weird and insidious. I never really knew who I was with, who I had been with and what was in my glass. I did not know what I was doing.”
Michelle Williams on first moving to Hollywood, sans college education, sans happy parents. Williams, incidentally, moved to Hollywood when she was 16 to pursue a career in acting, despite her parents’ wishes that she finish school. I mean, duh, remember Dawson’s Creek? God did I hate that show.
So you guys all know how upset I was when I found out that bitch-ass Bieber and Mariah Carey were teaming up to desecrate “All I Want for Christmas (Is You)”, and I’m here to tell you flat-out – it does not get better. It does, however, get worse. Bieber and his mentor, Usher, have gotten together, those knuckeheads, to ruin “The Christmas Song”, as in “Chestnuts Roasting on an open fire …”
You know, every time I try to type “Doug,” you know what comes out? “Dough.” I just can’t stop it. Even consciously trying *not* to type “Dough,” it happens. Like in that first sentence there. Which I suppose is appropriate, because the “Doug” in question is probably puffy, yeasty, clammy, and spoiled-milk-colored underneath those clothes. Consider me grossed the f*ck out.
Anyway, these two idiots were removed from a family-friendly pumpkin patch this past weekend for – you guessed it – exhibiting really gross behavior, behavior that should never occur between a child and a granddad. I don’t really have much else to say about these two other than, “Courtney Stodden. Wake the hell up.” And Doug Hutchison, “You are one nasty man, corrupting this young woman who looks positively prepubescent from the waist down.” I mean, does this girl even get her period yet? Or is that their clever ploy in birth control innovation?
Girlfriend there turned eighteen, what, months ago? And this is what we’re ending up with? Is this what happens when Mommy stops dressing her little girl? I mean, this is probably the most dressed I’ve seen this girl since How the Grinch Stole Christmas. What’s happening here? Where’s the knitting needles?
Here’s the short answer: she’s eighteen now, guys. She doesn’t need to rely on gimmicks like flashing her x’ed-off nipples and making out with unattractive girls. She’s letting her music speak for itself these days, and now she’s opening for EVANESCENCE. Woo on THAT business.
With regard to the whole privates-viewing thing: it’s actually something I’m completely not interested in seeing. I mean, you’ve seen this girl, right? She has the body of a shorter Marilyn Manson, does she not? Totally not my thing, sorry.
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