“A Guidette is a girl with with a strong personality. She doesn’t let anyone bring her down. She likes tanning. She’s very independent and she loves to be, like, flashy. … Snooki’s definitely not a role model — Snooki’s just there to have fun in life — Nicole, I would say, I can be a role model. I’m very strong, independent and I’m loveable, I guess.”
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, in a recent interview about her newest book, Confessions of a Guidette. And am I missing something when I hear Snooki say that there’s some kind of difference between “Nicole” and “Snooki”? Are these Jersey Shore twats something more than what they appear to be on their show? No? Nah. I didn’t think so, either. Good try, though, Snooki. And way to take one take a thousand for the team in sleeping with all of these skeezy little boys (and girls) to further your “Snooki” career.
I know you guys are probably going to, like, drop dead because you’ve run across a post that *isn’t* completely boning Jennifer Love Hewitt, and rightfully so. I mean, it’s obvious that both she and LeAnn Rimes own stock in this site, and we never ever have anything else of real value to do aside from talk about these two women, so it’s probably going to come as quite a shock that we’re here (OK; I’m here) talking smack about the woman I’ve professed to love time and time and time (and time) again.
But the dress? The above photo is from a recent premiere, which she attended, and where she looked gorgeous. But something seemed off to me, and I couldn’t put my finger on it. So I decided to go back through the extensive Jennifer Love Hewitt history we have here on Evil Beet, and I realized why: she has the same exact dress, just in red. See for yourself:
It’s not that I’m really knocking her (I just don’t have it in my cold soul to do it), it’s just that … OK. Jen, Lovey, this dress just isn’t that great. It’s definitely no shapeless sack of glitter, and that’s good, but there’s much, much better looks to go for if you want to buy something in multiple primary colors.
During a visit to Cedar Hill High School near Dallas, a student asked if he has any children. “Um, no, I don’t have any kids,” Romo replied, following up with, “I’ve actually got one on the way. My wife’s pregnant.”
As the students clapped, Romo, 31, smiled, raised his fist and said, “It’ll be fun.”
Indeed, Tony, it’ll be fun; congrats! And it’s good – real good – to know your manhood (and football team!) still work just fine after going through the Simpson Mangler.
I gathered that Anderson thinks Courtney‘s a trashy, rotten pumpkin-head with a mad facial tic. And I’ve realized, I’m totally OK with that and, as always, I agree whole-heartedly with what the Silver Fox has to say.
“Demi didn’t come on the actual shooting set or anything — she never does — but she spent the day on the lot in his massive trailer. When Ashton and Demi were spotted together, “he put his arm around her and they acted like a couple. They were talking and smiling at each other. Everything seemed just like normal.”
However, a gal pal told press that Demi still hasn’t gotten over Ashton’s alleged affair. “She loves him, but can’t forgive him for the embarrassment he has caused.”
Oh Demi. How sad is that, girl? Hanging out in your husband’s trailer because you fear he’s going to cheat on you with, who, Jon Cryer? That’s no way to live a life. I have no doubts that you love this douche nozzle, but sacrificing your own well-being, and hoping so bad that your husband won’t stray again that you’re willing to monitor his every move is just not healthy, friend. You deserve way better than this.
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