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Matt Felker? Remember him? He was in ‘Toxic’. He was also in the video for ‘Stacy’s Mom’, which I wasn’t aware of, and now this ruins my entire vision of a hot, tanned Matt Felker writhing around on the floor as a male stripper, because now all I hear is “Stacy’s mom/has got it going on” playing in the background. Nice. Real nice.
Anyway, he’s starring in the upcoming movie Balls to the Wall, which just looks like a shitshow of awesome hilarity (Chad? Really?) featuring some really gawky-looking dude as a stripper-in-training and Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore.
Plus, you get to see his bare ass in this movie, which is probably incentive enough to see it. For a free preview, jump in. The photo’s not really all that NSFW (unless your place of employment has a problem with men in assless chaps seducing cowboy midgets), but take caution anyway. We here at Evil Beet aren’t held responsible for any involuntary bodily fluid emissions that may occur.










































































































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