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Jessica Simpson on the Toilet

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The Tweet that girlfriend posted with this photo?:

“Short girl problems.”

Jessica is 5’3″, and according to the photo, she’s got monstrous toilets in her house or wherever. And a bidet, too. I mean, I’m hoping it’s her house and not some public stall in an upscale gas station that’s she’s going barefoot in.

Anyway. I’m 5’3″, and I have no problems climbing on or off the toilet. But hey. Maybe my toilets just aren’t as cool as Jess’s – one never knows, now, do they?

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