Oct 26, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

photo of twitter jessica simpson on the toilet pictures photos pics

The Tweet that girlfriend posted with this photo?:

“Short girl problems.”

Jessica is 5’3″, and according to the photo, she’s got monstrous toilets in her house or wherever. And a bidet, too. I mean, I’m hoping it’s her house and not some public stall in an upscale gas station that’s she’s going barefoot in.

Anyway. I’m 5’3″, and I have no problems climbing on or off the toilet. But hey. Maybe my toilets just aren’t as cool as Jess’s – one never knows, now, do they?

6 Responses to “Jessica Simpson on the Toilet”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Who took the picture? And why is there a drain in the middle of the floor?

  2. ama327 says:

    Those legs look waaay to skinny to be her.

  3. krissy says:

    I’ve met her in person and there’s no way thay girl is 5’3. I’d say maybe 5′ foot tops!-if that!

  4. Emily says:

    I’m 5’3″ too! Could we start a club? Jenn, where are you?

  5. Anonymous says:

    Oh shut up peeps, I’m 5’1. Try living in my world.

  6. Laura says:

    I read elsewhere that this is not in her home, but Bergdorf’s or somewhere like that. So my question is more why is she barefoot in a public bathroom even if it is Bergdorf’s?

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