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Jennifer Love Hewitt Sure Does Love That Bandage-Dress Look, Huh?

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I know you guys are probably going to, like, drop dead because you’ve run across a post that *isn’t* completely boning Jennifer Love Hewitt, and rightfully so. I mean, it’s obvious that both she and LeAnn Rimes own stock in this site, and we never ever have anything else of real value to do aside from talk about these two women, so it’s probably going to come as quite a shock that we’re here (OK; I’m here) talking smack about the woman I’ve professed to love time and time and time (and time) again.

But the dress? The above photo is from a recent premiere, which she attended, and where she looked gorgeous. But something seemed off to me, and I couldn’t put my finger on it. So I decided to go back through the extensive Jennifer Love Hewitt history we have here on Evil Beet, and I realized why: she has the same exact dress, just in red. See for yourself:

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It’s not that I’m really knocking her (I just don’t have it in my cold soul to do it), it’s just that … OK. Jen, Lovey, this dress just isn’t that great. It’s definitely no shapeless sack of glitter, and that’s good, but there’s much, much better looks to go for if you want to buy something in multiple primary colors.

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