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But There’s Definitely No Way Courtney Stodden Got Plastic Surgery, Right?

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Please. Please, please, please. Courtney Stodden, I don’t want to hear one more thing out of your twitchy little mouth about everything on your body being “rill,” because unless you have a fraternal twin out there somewhere (a, ahem, better-looking fraternal twin at that), it’s all complete BS to me. ALL of it.

Check out the other photo in the gallery who is definitely Courtney Stodden and who definitely looks nothing like Courtney Stodden.

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  • See?!? Now this girl looks like a teenager. A much prettier version than the current one, actually.

  • I don’t think she had any plastic surgery. I just think 1) there’s a big difference in how someone can look from age 14 to age 16, and 2) she just goes nuts with the fake tan, caked on makeup, push up bras, and teased hair. She really is a pretty girl, she just styles herself to look like a 30 year old playboy model instead of a 17 year old girl.

  • It’s really too bad, because if I was her plastic surgeon, I would want to advertise the living crap out of this rhinoplasty. Nice job! At the very least, she had an osteomy for revision rhinoplasty. Don’t believe me? Looks at how lateral the bridge of her nose used to be (how far they extend to the sides of her face) and look at it now. The end of her nose is also much less bulbous and more refined. It’s actually quite a nice (nose) job.

  • How sad. She was really pretty. Now she’s 17 and looks like a hard, used up 45.

    The only saving grace is she seems to be too stupid to realize what she’s done to herself.

  • I have a hard time believing this is the same person – looks like she dyed her eyebrows much darker to clash with the blonde – who does that? is that a thing?

    • It is such a thing. I have very blonde hair, and hence nearly invisible blonde eyebrows and eye lashes. I went to a salon to see if they could “tint” my eyebrows. They told me the dye only came in two colours, brown and black. She said we would put the brown on for “a few minutes” just to darken my eyebrows slightly. Big mistake. They came out nearly black, looked horendous against my really pale skin and blonde hair. It was horrible. I have no idea when anyone would intentionally to that to themselves.

  • I have light blonde hair from my Lithuanian side, and dark Italian eyebrows. I thought I was a freak until my mom pointed out that Marilyn Monroe went for the same look. She didn’t mention all the adult film stars I also looked like. Wonder who inspired Stodden?

  • What’s more concerning is her obvious daddy issues and mental state that brought her there. Plastic surgery and a creepy older husband is a charming side effect. Sad.

  • .
    LOL — a blind man can see right through that girl’s phony behavior..

    She’s such an awful actress … that she actually practices … during her interviews … in front of her husband (and the world) … how she will ‘FAKE her ORGASMS’ for later..

    She is the WORST ‘beard’ (ooops .. no wait … I meant … ‘bride’ … yeah .. that’s what I meant … ‘bride’ … lol) EVER.


    Also … does anyone else wonder if Courtney Stodden may secretly be … the ‘prom-nigh­t bathroom stall’ baby of … famous televangel­ist ‘Tammy Faye Baker’?.

    Come on … just admit it … they both look a lot alike –especiall­y ‘around the eyes’. LOL.

    • Well said!!! Looking at these series of pictures is kind of like watching one of those Discovery Channel shows about the life history of toads…how they start out as cute little tadpoles and wind up looking pretty rough. So, Zombie Blonde is very entertaining from a scientific point of view and I laughed out loud about Tammy Faye! It’s nice that the BEARD has picked up the torch and going forward!