No, I’m kidding. That’d actually be pretty disturbing and gross, to be honest. The whole trashy a go-go look is for her newest movie in production, Under the Skin, where she plays Laura, an alien who, as said above, is a sexual predator, bent on harvesting male organs. IMDB says it best, as always:
Aliens descend upon Earth with a specific mission in mind: To abduct hitchhikers and take them back to their home world, where human meat is considered a delicacy.
And it doesn’t get much better than that, folks. Scarlett Johansson‘s career is officially on the downtick, and nothing – NOTHING! – can save her now. Except maybe a few more Dolce and Gabbana commercials. That might be The One.
