Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It’s Never Too Early in the Day to Have Your Mind Blown

Good morning! What are you having for breakfast? Personally, I’m thinking yogurt.

In this totally ’80s commercial, Müller Rice rescues a house from from certain demolition. Müller’s dairy truck saves Knight Rider‘s K.I.T.T. from a parking ticket (is that really William Daniels’ voice?). And thanks to the power of Müller Yogurt, all the corporate zombies turn into “Mr. Men” characters. Seriously.

I’ve already said too much! I’ll just leave this here, then.