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2Love It or Leave It: You Can Totally See Salma Hayek’s Boobs!

A photo of Salma Hayek

Oh, Salma, of course we would love to see your boobs. Of course we would. But not like this. This feels cheap, Salma, this feels tawdry and wrong and not at all how I imagined it. The lighting is all wrong, for one, and you know I don’t like it when you wear your hair like that. No, Salma, this just won’t do. Shame on you. Shame, shame, shame.

October 21, 2011 at 6:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Salma Hayek

2 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: You Can Totally See Salma Hayek’s Boobs!”

  1. Ben Dover says:

    Those melons are fine!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Fuck that

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