Today's Evil Beet Gossip

No, I Don’t Really Have a Story for This Photo, Sorry

photo of katy perry making weird odd face pictures photos pics

Sometimes, I think, we need that break from things actually making sense and having rhyme and reason behind them. Sometimes we just need to do random acts of kindness, and by doing that, passing the love and paying it all forward. Plus, I never get to participate in these nifty Caption This contests that we have, so this one, guys? Is going to be all for me.

Best captions for the above Katy Perry photo:

– “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me (so help me!).”

– “If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did.”

-“EXPECTO PATRONUM!”

I feel the circle’s been completed now, guys.