Is that an erection I saw? It was totally an erection I saw. And it was a rather realistic-looking erection if I say so myself. I’ve seen plenty of erections in my lifetime, and that, my friends? Was no joke.
Anyway, this is the red band trailer for American Reunion, a movie that, believe it or not, I have absolutely no interest in seeing. The masturbation humor got old back when I was sixteen, and oh, that was when the original American Pie movie came out. GO FIGURE. Either way, it’s nice that Alyson Hannigan is returning to the franchise that kind of made her famous, because let’s be real: she’s the only true big thing that came out of the movie, aforementioned erection included.