Johnny Depp is Apparently a Drunken Hot Public Mess These Days
Oct 11, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

Well this is pretty interesting. Falling down drunk, doing interviews (surprising all on its own) complete with inappropriate rape analogies, and you know what? I just truly realized that Johnny Depp goes by the first name ‘Johnny,’ like, for real. I mean, ‘Johnny’? Is that even cool? What would you do if you knew a guy that seriously referred to himself as ‘Johnny’? Wouldn’t you think he was kind of a tool, too?

I don’t know what’s going on with our boy here lately, but something’s apparently amiss. I just hope it doesn’t affect production of Pirates of the Caribbean 5-28, because that would really f*ck my world up something big.

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