“I threw a chair at a director. It wasn’t my proudest moment. He was treating a script supervisor horribly… When the director walked in, I threw a chair at him. I missed, of course. I was like, ‘You can’t speak to people like that.’ I can’t tolerate it.”
So, um, you threw a chair at him, girlfriend? You don’t think that was, maybe, at all too dramatic? Couldn’t you have just spoken to him? Embarrassed him in front of his and your peers? Walked off set to make a statement? Advised the script supervisor to quit that shit? Don’t you think you’re kind of old for that kind of theatric? Shouldn’t you leave this kind of stuff to the seasoned pros like Lindsay Lohan? Or just maybe someone who’s a little bit younger and less mature. I don’t know. Did Justin put you up to this? Did he say that this, combined with your recent black-and-leather-wearing, will give you the street-tough cred that he so gets off on?
I know there’s a lot of questions here for you to answer, but if there’s anything you’ve got tons of lately, it’s time, right?