According to Mr. Maybe-Hottest-Man-Alive, he doesn’t think he’s all that attractive. In fact, he’d probably go as far as to say that he’s funny-looking. And I say that with some certainty, because he said something similar:
“I’m not that good looking. I think I’m a pretty weird-looking guy. Every role I got up until The Notebook was the weirdo, freak, psychopath, nerd, outsider character guy. I think things have changed.”
Well, Ryan, as if you didn’t know, you are the hotness. And even when you were playing those “weirdo, freak, psychopath, nerd, outsider characters,” you were STILL the hotness. I know you better than this, boy. I know you have to know that your attractiveness is way off the charts. You wouldn’t be doing all those confident, look-at-me modeling shoots if you didn’t kind of think you were attractive. I mean, I’m sure your personality’s the bees knees, but you dated SANDRA BULLOCK. Did you think you got by on that one just by your sparkling charm? OK, fair point. She married Jesse James, and you, my friend, do have quite the sparkling charm. But I refuse to believe that you don’t think you’re all that good-looking. Is this from all that hanging around with that Eva Mendes girl? Because you know how I feel about that.
Some of the most unfortunate looking men I’ve known have been SURE they were God’s gift & deserved to date supermodels, so maybe it also goes in reverse? VERY fortunate looking man who doesn’t see it the way any woman with a functioning brain and uterus sees it. I dunno. But you nailed it. He is hotness. And now he is kicking it with a smouldering Latina babe. He should have a clue by now.
He actually *is* kind of funny looking if you look at him objectively – long nose, close-together eyes, long face. But it works well for him, and he’s definitely attractive, especially with his great personality and rockin’ body.
He is the hotness because he has not (stupidly) gotten the fake teeth, fake bones, fake tan, rhinoplasty, eye job, botox, etc., etc., that make so many other Hollywood men look exactly alike. I like the charm in his face. It wrinkles! He can emote! Plus, yeah… couldn’t be more charming.