Oct 04, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Britney Spears photo: George
“Better check the beaming machine, Scotty, it seems to be on low power.”

First runner-up: Dillon
“The treasure trolls have finally found a place for themselves in the 21st century.”

Second runner-up: Lauren
“Hehehehe y’all it’s like I’m Simba or somethin’!” Know what we do with pop stars who step out of their kingdom? Conservatorship.”

Congrats to George! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

30 Responses to “Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!”

  1. nicole peach says:

    Whoa! This feels just like my tits…

  2. Jules says:

    Why does she look like she has a maxi pad on while swimming in a white bikini? Nothing about that makes sense. There’s something weird going on in the crotch region.

  3. Peter says:

    Tough to tell what has more silicone in them, the rocks or her tits.

  4. mdmike4 says:

    Why am I soooooo attracted to fossils?

  5. archphoenix says:

    Between the unexplainable crotch bulge and the man jaw, this is not hot.

  6. Blu says:

    This is one ugly tranny ! And not even a good tuck job….

  7. Challis says:

    This is actually the preferred mating stance for the T-Rex.

  8. Suggestion says:

    Hey Sarah, I have a suggestion:

    For the “Caption This” posts, it would be nice to see the picture from the previous week to which the captions are referring to when you announce the winners. I don’t know about the rest of your readers but I don’t look at the selected weekly picture and commit it to memory and I don’t want to have to go hunting through the archive to see the picture. Help a sister out?

  9. emma says:

    Tyrannosaurus Stodden.

  10. Anonymous says:

    But really wtf is in the girl’s bathing suit bottoms?! Ew.

  11. Dillon says:

    You can’t fool me Stodden, I learned my lesson a long time ago when Aladdin went wondering into the cave of wonders.

  12. Nancy says:

    And here in my right hand is another inorganic mound….

  13. Andrew says:

    Does this bikini make my penis look too small?

  14. Anonymous says:

    Snap the picture I can’t hold my breath anymore and my silicon is melting.

  15. Kimberly says:

    Whoa ! Nice manicure !

  16. lorelay says:

    Who would have thought, the Stepford Wives do breed! In caves!!

  17. Jasper says:

    Wow…that dude really has the tuck down.

  18. nicole peach says:

    To quote a line from Mad Men: “How does she not fall over?”

  19. Heidi Ho says:

    “I just took a piss over there, I’ll just stand over here, is that OK? Uh, and I think my hands still a little wet, Oh well….. I’m ready”

  20. Chaz says:

    “Pssssst, Mr. Photographer? I know we are losing the light, but I seem to be having a little ouble-tray with my enis-pay!”

  21. Doug says:

    holly smokes great balls

  22. jiner says:

    Hey guys it sounds really cool when you say butterface 5 times fast in my man cave, try it!

  23. shane says:

    “See ladies, even a sleestack can get breast implants.”

  24. PRAVEEN KUMAR L says:

    HOT, HOTTER, HOT-TEST!

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