The above photo is from Nicole Richie‘s 30th birthday weekend, which was celebrated in Mexico. Juliette is only 39, and it completely amazes me that these two girls are only nine years apart. I mean, I remember vividly when Brad Pitt and Lewis dated, and I felt all of six years old during that time, but that might be because I, you know, was.
“I am in full nip denial. Breast petals and an industrial strength bra…plus a sewn-in corset. The fabulous DWTS wardrobe crew is extremely proactive and would never let an accident happen!”
Right, Nancy. Jeez, it’s just a nipple. And anyone who’s seen the photos (don’t worry, they’re here if you haven’t seen them already) KNOWS it’s a nipple, too. Don’t get so bent out of shape. It was a nipple. And a nice nipple at that. Way to spice up Dancing With the Stars, girl.
Does this excite you, or fill you with a dread knowing that there’s going to be a sort of Valentine’s Day redux? To be fair, I haven’t even seen Valentine’s Day, but New Year’s Eve doesn’t look all that awful. … Not that I’m willing to give Taylor Swift a chance or anything.
Isn’t Leah Remini the greatest? And do we remember her way back in the Saved by the Bell days, when she played Zack’s summer love interest, Stacey Carosi, who was the daughter of the guy who ran the beach club where the gang all stayed? That was just THE LIMIT.
Also, this is as close as I’ve ever gotten to watching Toddlers & Tiaras. Tell me, readers, is this how it really goes? Because if it is … we are gonna have a lot of messed up, entitled, twattish girls down the road, as if we don’t already have enough the way it is.
In Touch Weekly can exclusively confirm Jessica Simpson is pregnant! The 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson, where she sent back her glass of champagne for a birthday toast. As it turns out, the pair has something even better to celebrate. A source close to Jessica and Eric tells In Touch the couple is expecting their first child. “She’s already having kooky cravings!” a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate — “which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet” — cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas.
Oh, Jessica. Girl, I don’t want to try to tell you how to live your life, but did you ever think about going ahead and actually getting pregnant just to stop all these rumors? I mean, it has to get old, right, for people to speculate about your womb every time you get bloated or indulge in one night of eating your feelings? Maybe just nip this cycle in the bud, here and now.
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