Because hey, what better day to start out your afternoon than by witnessing the incredible love of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, right?

Of course January Jones looks like this already. [The Superficial]

Amber Rose is slamming people again. [Bossip]

Ryan Gosling or George Clooney? [Starpulse]

The Conrad Murray manslaughter trial live feed. [TMZ]

Rebecca Black‘s musical talent goes worldwide. [Socialite Life]

And she probably blew most of it up her nose. [Amy Grindhouse]

The types of women you shouldn’t date. [The Frisky]

Tim Robbins is looking good. [Caught on Set]

Alyssa Milano‘s baby is ADORABLE. [Seriously OMG]

Another reason Jennifer Aniston makes me want to vom. [theBERRY]

Look who’s no longer in rehab! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Cleared of all charges! [Hollywood Dame]

Bad ass, Kristen Stewart. BAD ASS. [Lainey Gossip]

And lo! Celebrity fashion photographer Terry Richardson was nigh, this time with yet more photographs chronicling pal Justin Theroux‘s relationship with Jennifer Aniston. And love begat love, and so on and so forth. Hark!

From Richardson’s series, which he titles “New York Love Story”:

William Shatner‘s career as a recording artist is seemingly unkillable.

But his rendition of Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” might finally do it.

William Shatner’s new album, Seeking Major Tom, drops—like a leaden anvil, possibly—next month.

And it’s bad, friends. It’s BAD. Coming from a non-Lil-Wayne fan and a non-Bieber-fan (both of those are me, just in case you were wondering), this is almost nightmarish. And when little Justin starts rapping at 1:15, I have to laugh at his clipped North American accent combined with his over-enunciation of t’s and n’s, and yet how he predictably dropped all r’s (ever, never = eva, neva).

I’m not loving it, guys, I can’t lie. Even Lil Wayne’s version was way, way better and provoked more thought than what Beebs did.

This is a snippet of Mandy‘s latest film, Swinging With the Finkels. Sounds interesting, right? According to IMDB:

A suburban couple decide to shake up their marriage by “swinging” with another couple.

Um, boring. But as for the video, it started off pretty hot. Especially when she got the cucumber (? vegetable-like vibrator?) out. But it was completely unrealistic. What woman plans a single-sex sesh fully clothed, and then laughs like they’re at their family reunion and Aunt Tilly is just sooo funny? I mean, who guffaws during an orgasm? How is that shit funny? Am I the only one here that likes it half- or fully-undressed and more sensual, rather than comical? Oh Mandy.