Kim Kardashian deep-throating stuff again. [The Superficial]

Can’t get enough Ryan Gosling, nope. [Lainey Gossip]

Mel B gives birth! [Bossip]

I kind of think Kate Winslet’s a liar for saying she’s never done Botox and other vomity things. [Huff Po]

Toddlers and Tiaras mom puts fake boobs and butt on four-year-old. SOMEONE NEEDS TO OFF THIS BITCH. [Cele|bitchy]

Bar Refaeli, popping out all over the place. [Starpulse]

David Beckham is already thinking about his daughter’s boyfriends. [The Frisky]

Sarah Jessica Parker‘s hands are two hundred years old. [Yeeeah]

Whoa, Mya, what have you done? [Bossip]

Seth Rogen watches Joseph Gordon-Levitt shave his head. [theBERRY]

Rihanna looks drugged-out, wears ‘c*nt’ necklace. [INFDaily]

A video of the staged Kardashian honeymoon. [Amy Grindhouse]

Justin Long, coming to a television near you. [LA Times]

Let it be said that I’m not trendy and cool and hipster enough to know a whole lot about this Kreayshawn chick, other than she was nominated for a VMA that she did not win. And after only hearing the song a handful of times (and totally hating it each time), I was positively relieved to hear that someone else I’d never heard of had covered the atrocity that is ‘Gucci Gucci,’ and it was marginally better. Kreayshawn’s version, if you’ve never heard it:

Effing horrible, right? I mean, I actually cannot convey to you how uncomfortable the whole re-watching experience made me.

And here’s the newest cover by Neon Hitch:

Cast your votes – which hot mess is better?

Remember back when Britney was trying to hightail it out of her vicious mental breakdown-and-prescription pill-and-alcohol cycle? Shit, she wasn’t even able to make the cover of Parade. But look how far she’s come! She’s on the cover of Glamour UK’s October issue, and she’s looking so, so good!

The issue hasn’t hit newsstands yet, but we have an exclusive interview snippet from Brit herself, where she discusses topics like the Royal Family and growing up.

On learning and growing and growing and learning (and turning thirty later this year):

“I think the older you get, the wiser you get. I can’t wait. I’m really excited and definitely gonna celebrate and do something spectacular. I’m gonna be in South America so I’ll have to do something pretty fun. A carnival of Britney? I don’t think I’ll be doing that! It’ll be something a little more low-key.”

On the possibility that Prince William and Kate Middleton might be fans, attending Brit’s shows:

“That would be amazing. That would be really crazy and cool. I think they’re a beautiful couple. Unfortunately I didn’t get to watch the wedding but I heard it was beautiful.”

On bringing home more cinematic gold like Crossroads (yes please!):

“I would love to do more movies and venture out into those aspects. It’s something I’m still hoping to do.”

You know, I’ve got some forever-love for you, girl, and I hope all of your dreams come true (especially that whole acting bit … I really need this to happen)!

Oh Megs. Don’t you know that you’ve just got one of those faces that, no matter what you try to do, or what you try to wear (lol cute outfit, girl) you’re always going to be recognized? Sure.

Normally I wouldn’t run a Megan Fox gallery just because, but she’s grown on me lately, guys (is this the beginning of the end or what?) and now, looking at the fact that she’s dissociating herself from Marilyn Monroe and all of her unstableness and myriad disorders, and that she’s finally put some much-needed weight on, it quite seems like she’s growing up a little bit and it only makes me admire her. Well, more than I used to. I mean, at least way more than I admire, say, someone like the horribly misguided Courtney Stodden or those who get stupid tattoos for publicity purposes any old day.

This would be one of five “fashion films” that Lady Gaga‘s made for her latest single, ‘You and I,’ and while I’m not sure what this means as far as it not being a regular old music video, it’s superior to pretty much any video she’s done in the past (and coming from me, that’s not saying a whole lot).

Also, she looks way better au natural. Why can’t she look like this more often? I might take her a little more seriously.

What do you guys think?

So, to recap, Anna Paquin plays a teenager (which is so crazy; this woman is going to be thirty and she still shows no signs of aging) who accidentally helps cause a bus accident that kills a pedestrian. Mark Ruffalo is the equally-young-looking bus driver who has a family to support, Matt Damon (who looks about twelve in this flick – when the hell was this actually filmed, 1999?) is a teacher who hooks up with Anna’s character, and Ferris Bueller makes a cameo appearance where he reads poetry a la ‘Margaret.’

If you can get past the inappropriate-because-a-woman-is-dead coming-of-age music halfway through the trailer and put yourself in the place of the characters instead of watching it through a third party’s eyes, this movie could be really interesting. Not, you know, interesting enough to see in a theater, but interesting enough to stick in your Netflix queue after you’ve had two glasses of wine and you’re through watching the second season of Dexter or whatever.