I know, right? It’s like, what can’t this girl do? She’ll bake cupcakes for her fans, say beautiful words about fellow musicians, all while being known as one of the most talented and popular singers in the whole world. Oh, and did I mention that she’s too adorable for words?

Well, in addition to all that, it looks like Adele will be singing the theme for the latest James Bond movie. Maybe:

The ’Set Fire To The Rain’ singer let slip on the first edition of The Jonathan Ross Show that her next musical project would be a “theme”, later becoming embarrassed when the 50-year-old host proceeded to reference the iconic spy series.

“I’m going back in the studio in November, fingers crossed,” she stated. “Well, this is actually a theme, what I’ve got to do. Wow, that’s really giving something away.”

Blushing as Ross started humming the opening tune to previous James Bond installments, Adele added: “No. It’s a concept. One song.”

It’s not like I’ve ever seen a James Bond movie in my life, but this sounds pretty cool, doesn’t it?  Are any of you going to flail over this or anything?

These pictures were taken by Tyler Shields, the same guy who did those pictures of Lindsay Lohan all done up like a vampire, remember those? Yeah, he’s apparently stepped up his game a little, because these photos of Heather Morris, who beautifully portrays the ditzy Brittany on Glee, are almost downright offensive.

However, Tyler told Us that in these photos, Heather Morris is “definitely not a victim, more like a really liberated woman.” Because when we think of really liberated women, we think of pretty ladies with black eyes being tied up with iron cords. Right?

Well, I guess not to lose weight, even though technically she would get rid of a few pounds. No, Jessica Simpson just really wants to look thinner for her wedding. That’s understandable, I’m sure a lot of ladies feel that way, but Jessica, I’m not sure that a breast reduction is the right way to go.

From In Touch via Celebitchy:

Most women would kill for killer cleavage. But not Jessica Simpson. The singer is so distraught over her fuller-than-ever figure, she’s telling friends that she’s going under the knife. “She thinks that if she downsizes her breasts, she will look smaller,” a friend of Jessica’s tells In Touch.

The only question in Jessica’s mind, says the friend, is when. “She hasn’t decided if she’ll get it done before the wedding,” says the pal. “She wants to, but she fears being laid up for a week or more so close to the date.”

As In Touch has reported, Jessica and fiancé Eric Johnson, 32, had asked friends and family to reserve November 11, but she’s reconsidering. “She’s in such limbo about what to do,” says the friend of Jessica, who another insider tells In Touch is terrified of being a “plus-size bride” (even though she’s not really even plus-size!). Says the insider: “Jessica wants to waltz down the aisle — not waddle.”

However, despite attempts to slim down, she’s heavier than ever. “Jessica used to never be able to resist looking in mirrors, but now she avoids them like the plague,” says the insider, who puts her current weight at the “wrong side of 140 pounds.”

Even a pre-wedding escape to Mexico (on August 25) did nothing to boost her spirits. Jessica, 31, who packed flowing caftans in place of sexy bikinis, “is at her wit’s end,” says the insider. “If the weight doesn’t come off soon, she might either call off her wedding or get surgery. She’s that desperate.” Predicts the friend, “If she does postpone, breast reduction is on her to-do list.”

Oh, girl.  This is not the right path.  If this is the only reason, just keep those magical things and try a different different diet, or get your sister to teach you how to live off souls. Please, Jessica, anything but this.

I know, I got irrationally excited over that headline too, but it’s true: Justin Bieber, everyone’s favorite heartthrob, is going to release his very own Christmas album! Did you just explode in a mess of tinsel and finally realized dreams? Me too, friends, but let’s carry on.

It turns out that all the songs on the album will be original, so if you wanted Justin to tenderly serenade you with “Silent Night” or something, I guess you better return to the safety of your dreams, because all we’re going to get is songs about The Biebz enjoying driving to the mall for some Christmas shopping in his Ferrari and some thinly veiled holiday-themed songs about sex. But, according to Justin’s manager, they’re going to be awesome:

So far, it looks like the album is also going to feature collaborations with the likes of Sean Kingston and Taylor Swift. Soon 2 b classics indeed!

Well, to be fair, Madonna was around 30 when her boyfriend was born, so it’s probably fair to lump him in with the same category as her children. Creepy thought, right? Then let’s go ahead and jump right on into Madonna’s bathroom habits:

Someone tell Madonna that boy toys come potty-trained! According to a friend, Madge won’t let her 29-years-younger lover Brahim Zaibat use her, ahem, throne.

“Madonna doesn’t even let her kids use her toilet,” a friend tells In Touch. “It’s just her thing. She is very generous, but this is the one thing she doesn’t want to share,” adds the pal, who explains that 53-year-old Madonna is very cautious when it comes to anyone else tinkling in her territory.

Apparently, she’s got no such fears of bed-wetting – because she’s more than happy to share her boudoir with the fetching French dancer!

Ok, I understand being weird about your bathroom.  It’s a private thing.  A couple months ago, my roommate started getting some pretty massive renovations done on the house, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in the bathroom, feebly trying to keep the door shut, shouting “someone’s in here!” while a sweaty man tries to get some relief after a few hours of construction.  It’s not a good feeling, I know.  But still, I think there’s a pretty good distance between that and letting your cool children relieve themselves in your bathroom, don’t you?

Oh, Madonna. What will you think of next?!

“I asked her about Dancing With the Stars and she said, ‘Well, initially I’m thinking no. But let me go to school and talk to Ashley about it. See what she thinks.’ I was like, ‘No, Coco, you can’t tell anybody! I’m sworn to secrecy.’ Hopefully I don’t embarrass her. When I dance, I look like I’m being electrocuted. Apparently there’s no real room for that in ballroom dancing.”

- David Arquette tells a few stories about about the adventures he’s had so far involving Dancing with the Stars. He also claims that Rob Kardashian has a “great ass just like his sister.”

I’m going to go ahead and guess that David Arquette is going to be a powerful force on this season‘s Dancing with the Stars. This guy is wacky, apparently sober, and a horrible dancer by his own admission, how could he not be wonderful?