Ok, put yourself in this Situation (gross, LOL!). It’s Labor Day weekend, you’re looking to cut loose a little bit, so you decide to head out to the club. When you stroll on in, you notice that a reality star is right at your nightspot, stealing the show! Who would you rather this reality star be?

1. The Situation
2. Snooki
3. Taylor Hicks

If you go with The Situation’s club, you get cocaine and boners everywhere, if you go with Snooki, you get pickes and predictions about the economy, and if you go with Taylor Hicks, then, well, what’s wrong with you?

Well, it looks like me, you, and the rest of the whole Internet threw a fit over those pictures of Heather Morris from Glee, because photographer Tyler Shields is trying to make up for it. See, he DID NOT want those pictures of a girl with a black eye being restrained by an iron cord to be taken in a negative way, that was not his intention. And to make up for this big misunderstanding, he’s auctioning off that photo above, starting at $100,000, and he’s donating all the money he makes to a domestic violence charity.

Man, close call, huh? If we weren’t all so sensitive about issues like domestic violence, then maybe the world would be a better place. Think about it*.

*Don’t think about it.

This is what Keira Knightley wore to the Venice Film Festival premiere of her movie, A Dangerous Method. And I think it’s pretty, I do, I just think it would be more suited for a child’s tea party or for that rack of old formal dresses at the Goodwill that always makes me feel sad inside.

It’s not just about finding the right dress, Keira, it’s about matching it to the occasion, too.

Ok, there are a lot of instances in which tons and tons of sites will run some photos of some innocent little starlet after a big lunch with the announcement that the girl is pregnant. And I don’t want to do that. I don’t think it helps anyone’s self esteem to see that, and I don’t want to be presumptuous. But this time, I’m throwing all caution to the wind.

ALYSON HANNIGAN MIGHT BE PREGNANT, YOU GUYS!!!

See that little picture above? That could be a baby bump, right? It could be another edition to Alyson’s incredibly adorable family. Her daughter could have a little baby brother or sister, we could get more precious pictures of a happy, pregnant Alyson, and I could carry on continuing living in my happy place where Buffy is real and Tara never died and she and Willow have babies. Everyone wins in this scenario.

What do you guys think? Is that just a food baby or could it be the real deal?

Image courtesy of E! Online

Here are a handful of hot and sexy pictures of her on a date night! Saucy!

If you want to perhaps save these pictures for the purpose of cutting and pasting your own head over this gentleman’s, don’t be ashamed – I wouldn’t blame you!

Because what else do you get the fetus who has everything?

According to this Twitter account, Beyonce swallowed a Blackberry, and now her child has access to the outside world. And of course, what else would you do with your very first smartphone besides connect to the world through 140 characters or less?

Here are a few of the more poignant things the fetus has said so far:

This is going to be one sassy kid, huh?