I never got Eddie Murphy. Is that bad? I’ve seen a good few movies, I’ve even seen a good few bits from his comedy routines, but I’ve never been of the opinion that he’s a super funny guy. Also, I hear that he’s a pretty massive douchebag. So when I read the news that Eddie is pretty tight with Brett Ratner, a producer of the Academy Awards, and that Brett would just love to have Eddie host next year’s Oscars, I was displeased.
It turns out that tomorrow, Brett and fellow producer Don Mischer are going to meet up with the president of the Academy to talk about it all, so we might know who the host will be relatively soon. Another possible host? Billy Crystal. Ugh, do you know what year it is, guys?
How would you feel if Eddie Murphy hosted next year’s Oscars?
“I enjoy being me; I always have done. I’ve seen people where it rules their lives, you know, who want to be thinner or have bigger boobs, and how it wears them down. And I just don’t want that in my life. It’s just never been an issue – at least, I’ve never hung out with the sort of horrible people who make it an issue. I have insecurities of course, but I don’t hang out with anyone who points them out to me.”
Hey, have you guys noticed that this is the third Adele post we’ve had in a row? That’s a pretty big deal. The only other time I can remember that happening was on Lindsay Lohan Goes to Jail Day and possibly when Amy Winehouse died. But see, this is extra special because nothing incredibly significant happened to Adele today. No, she’s just carrying on, being her magical self.
Also, Adele has a really good point with her quote up there, doesn’t she? Because you know who she’s talking about, the people who wear themselves down with their need to be as this as possible? She’s talking about LeAnn. So see, it turns out that Adele is wise beyond her years as well.
Well look who landed herself a Vogue cover! It’s Adele, in case there was any confusion! And she doesn’t look too Photoshopped, am I right? She looks pretty good, pretty natural, yes? I mean, Adele is one pretty lady and really no magazine covers are going to do her much justice, but it’s a good effort, now, isn’t it. I’m going to turn this post over to the photos in the gallery, which are really self-explanatory. ADELE IS BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE HER, case and point.
I know I’m WAY tardy to the party on this one, but I thought it was too good not to share, in the event that some of you ladies and gentlemen are as clueless as I am about up-to-the-minute viral videos featuring everyday people doing awesome covers of awesome songs.
I mean, does this girl have a set of pipes on her or what? And her army compadres are looking at her like it’s no big thing at all. If this (oh, and this too) is what the military does in their downtime between killing the shit out of Osama bin Laden and going away to scary foreign countries for ten months at a time, then I can tell you, I got in the wrong line of work, friends, you know what I mean?
Anyway. Miss Hilton put on a sheet and played the theremin—which, if the 1950s taught us anything, is the exact sound a ghost would make—at Friday’s Deadmau5 concert in Vegas.
Man. You can put lipstick on a ghost, but underneath, it’s still just Paris Hilton.
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