Man, aren’t parental guilt trips the worst? It’s like, yeah, I haven’t called my grandma in forever, but would you want to call someone if all they said to you was “you’re going to hell, sinner”?

But Kate Hudson‘s parental guilt trip sounds a whole lot worse than the conversation I have to have every now and then with my mom, because, see, Kate Hudson’s dad wrote it in the form of a book that’s described as “not a Hollywood tell-all, but instead an emotional outreach.” And so it begins.

“Kate doesn’t have to talk to me and she doesn’t have to give her a dime of her millions. All I want is for her to call and say, ‘Hi grandma’, before it’s too late,” Bill said. “I love Kate, but… She has done stuff which is just awful. She is a spoiled brat in my eyes and at the end of the day, she should meet her little sister. I should meet my grandchild and she should help her grandmother.”

Ok, I agree that in a solid amount of situations, it’s important to stick with your family, because in a solid amount of situations, they’ve done good by you. And I also agree that Kate Hudson seems like kind of a pill, but you can say that in a letter, you know, or you can write it in your diary or get a Tumblr or something. Ain’t nobody gonna take you seriously if you publish a book telling your daughter to call her grandma. Right?

What are you guys going to do to honor the 10th anniversary of 9/11? Light a candle? Call some family? Visit some memorials, graves? Donate to the Red Cross? Nothing? Try to move on and not commemorate a heinous tragedy that occurred a decade ago? If you chose any of these options, I wouldn’t blame you in the least, but I, however, will have moved on enough from the point of contact that I won’t be doing anything special that day other than saying a few prayers for those who passed 10 years ago and those who bravely responded to the crisis, personally.

For those of you who want to do something a little bit more concrete that day, you can check out 911day.org, where there’s tons of ideas for you to invest your time, money, and thoughts in. It’s a good cause, one way or the other.

Anderson Cooper’s batting a thousand lately – hating on Chris Brown (and rightfully so, ugh), and now he’s throwing the heat down on Kate Gosselin as well for being a complete and utter C-U-next Tuesday.

I’m not going to use the word “hate” … Well, no, OK, I suppose I am. Honestly? I think I kind of hate Kate Gosselin – she’s a HUGE BITCH. I hope she explodes, her kids go to a home where they’re taken care of and loved and not screamed at twenty-four hours a day, and everyone – EVERYONE – forgets she ever existed. This woman is going to die bitter and alone, because she can’t do anything but alienate those around her. Thanks, Kate fans, for making this asshole famous. Seriously.

Whoa. So this is what being Tara Reid‘s husband entails. [The Superficial]

Emma Watson looks hot in leather. [Lainey Gossip]

Guess who didn’t wear panties on their wedding day! [Bossip]

Nice outfit, Richard Simmons. NICE OUTFIT. [Starpulse]

Michael Bay‘s girlfriend’s got quite the ass on her. [TMZ]

Yes, friends, Diddy‘s an alcoholic. [The Blemish]

Kate Bosworth talks sex with Alexander Skarsgard. [theBERRY]

An even BIGGER star joins the cast of The Great Gatsby. [Huff Po]

The best SNL sketches of the last three years. [Pajiba]

What pregnant celebrity couple is hoping for a boy? [Socialite Life]

Ew, gross, David Arquette. [INFDaily]

Coke-bloat Lindsay says you’re way off on your judgments. [Cele|bitchy]

Kate Hudson‘s dad says she’s “just awful.” [Hollywood Dame]

See these photos? See them? This is confirmed, photographic evidence that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are back together.

Sources close to the couple confirm that it’s not a coincidence that the two former lovers have been spotted out together, enjoying their favorite joint past time – fitness – and that the romance is officially back on. The very same sources also allude to the ideas that Justin and Jessica only got back together because Justin struck out with Mila Kunis, and he sought the comfort of a previous relationship, one that was solid as a biker’s thigh a rock.

I’m so glad these two are back together, and you know what? Jess probably is, too. She loved and lost and held fast to the old adage of “If you love something, set it free; chances are Mila Kunis’s snatch is onto bigger and better things than Justin Timberlake and then HE WILL BE YOURS. FOREVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME THIS TIME OR UNTIL SOMEONE DIES.”

Maybe now that things are going back to the way they used to be, he’ll start releasing some new music, too, HINT HINT.

If you’re not in the know about what LGH is, it’s “leg growth hormone,” and NO, that’s not an actual thing, lawyers who’ll be knocking at my door any second trying to sue me for Miley defamation again.

Miley-girl here was photographed for the September issue of Prestige magazine (and yes I suck, because no I’ve never heard of this magazine either) and her legs are seriously miles long. MILES LONG. I’ve always admired those with long legs (yes, even those who have busty chipmunk faces) because I? Am short. I’m not, you know, eeny-weenie munchkin short, but I can bet by the time I’m rocking my late nineties (which I am fully prepared to do), I’ll be about 4’5″, no kidding, brother.

What do you guys think of Miley‘s newest cleaned-up and classy-looking pics? They sure beat the hell out of those cheesy, teenaged green bra photos, huh? Also – stars must clearly be in this season, I don’t know.