Anderson Cooper, right? This man is damn near perfect in my book. He has a good head on his shoulders, he’s so adorable, and he’s sort of a hero. Anderson Cooper is all of the good things, and that’s why we all need to learn so much more about him!

From Anderson Cooper via Us Weekly via Celebitchy:

1. I started going gray in college.
2. I wish I still had brown hair.
3. I love my Real Housewives of Atlanta and Beverly Hills. Miami, not so much.
4. I met Charlie Chaplin when I was 6. I have a photo, but no actual memory of it.
5. I’m very disorganized.
6. Shopping for clothes makes my head hurt.
7. I work out nearly every day. Yes, I know how annoying that sounds.
8. I love fast food.
9. I need to eat better.
10. I collected toy solders when I was young.
11. I became a reporter by going to wars by myself with a camera and a fake press pass.
12. I’ve been addicted to TV since I was little.
13. I was a Dungeons and Dragons geek when I was young. I spent a lot of time indoors.
14. I can fall asleep anywhere at any time.
15. I was a child model. Embarrassing!
16. I don’t drink any hot liquids. No tea, no coffee.
17. Oddly, my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee.
18. I don’t wear sunglasses, no matter how bright out it is.
19. I struggled with sydlexia as a child.
10. Chocolate chip cookies make me happy.
21. I can’t sing, and won’t try.
22. I like to dance, but never on TV.
23. I’ve bitten my nails for as long as I can remember.
24. I am a dog person and have a dog named Molly, but I’ve recently discovered cats are OK too.
25. I like to assume the best about people, until I am proven wrong.

Oh, Anderson. My favorite is the one where he played Dungeons and Dragons. Or the one with the cookies. Or the toy soldiers. Oh, who am I kidding, I can’t choose! I love it all!

What’s your favorite thing that you did or didn’t know about this magical man?

Mel Gibson gets to make Jewish movie? [The Superficial]

Rachel Zoe cried over having a boy. [Cele|bitchy]

Contagion review. [Starpulse]

The “Sexy Chocolate Hall of Fame.” [Bossip]

Because you need to know who Paz Vega is. [Socialite Life]

Why yes she DID wear stained sweatpants out in public. [The Blemish]

Kate Winslet: mom of the year? [OMGBlog]

Kim Kardashian‘s riding her psoriasis to the bank. [Popbytes]

Exclusive Pan Am stills. [Caught on Set]

John Travolta finally gave up on the hair plugs. [Lainey Gossip]

Charlize Theron in Young Adult looks AMAZING. [The Frisky]

Suri Cruise running around in high heels again. [INFDaily]

We’re talking FULL-FRONTAL, friends. Ashton Kutcher dong. WANG WANGITY WANG WANG.

So go ‘head. Jump on in to find out what got Demi so excited about all those years ago.

(more…)

… But she still makes me think “millennium’s answer to Fran Drescher,” so I can’t really take her too seriously from the lower lip up. I half-expect her to wail “Mistuh Sheffield?!?” while wringing her hands and walking around awkwardly on ugly high-heeled shoes and that’s not a pleasant vision.

She sure does look pretty, though, huh?

How about it? The “irresponsible” ex-husband gives the unstable reality mom a dose of her own medicine: unsolicited advice. LOVE IT.

For those of you who can’t watch the video for whatever reason, here’re the quotes from the interview.

“Uh, it’s really up to – uh, Kate to what she wants to do. I know what I have to do and how I have to provide for my family, um, and it’s, it’s growing up and that’s part of life.”

“Things will work out the way they should work out. Obviously there are families out there that have several kids, um, people work normal jobs, and things work out. Everything is possible. Um, to rely on reality television – that’s a misnomer. Reality television is not a career. Um, get back to normal life, simple life, provide for your family, and um, go from there.”

“Uh, yes I have the kids, um, I have my custody, I pay child support, uh, I’ve continued to pay child support.”

“That’s really up to Kate. I don’t have a farm with twenty-four acres, so, and the kids seem to have a good time at my house.”

“I go to work every day and provide for my family, uh, do the best I can, spend time with, uh, my kids. We have a great time on the weekend, and, you know, I spend time, you know, with my girlfriend I’ve had for over a year now and enjoy normal life like normal people.”

Isn’t life grand, folks? And pretty funny, sometimes, too? Lookin’ good, Jon!

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25 things you didn’t know about Anderson Cooper. [Cele|bitchy]

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The government spread STDs? [Bossip]

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Justin Bieber‘s worst look yet. [INFDaily]

Jessica Simpson loves her boobies and so do we. [Amy Grindhouse]