I don’t know about you all, but I, for one, am really excited that football has started. I just love football. Even though my team didn’t do so well this past opening week (WHO DAT), I’m still all about the game itself. I love it.
Something I don’t love? The way Fergie, doubtless a good singer, has to grunt and growl her way through every song like it’s ‘My Humps.’
Aside from even opening my mouth about those shoes, Gaga’s hair is starting to look really, really bad. You know what I want? I want crop-topped, natural-colored, short-haired Lady Gaga sans makeup and odd clothes doing her music bit. And then, I might actually be able to see the forest for trees. Until then, I’m screaming “Ragweed allergy!” and running. the hell. away.
Have you guys seen this yet? I hadn’t either, until I saw the corresponding photo shoot for W magazine featuring both Amanda Seyfried and Justin Timberlake. I knew the two of them were working on a project together, but I didn’t really take the time to find out what it was about, assuming that it was some kind of Dear John-Friends With Benefits hybrid, which would be the kiss of death for any cinematic appeal IMHO. But this? Well. I didn’t expect this. It’s called In Time, and it deals with, well, futuristic time stuff and an ill-fated love affair between Seyfried’s and Timberlake’s characters, but the best part of all? Cillian Murphy is in it. And Cilian Murphy? IS HOT HOT HOT.
Also, as far as I’m aware, the photos that W shot have positively nothing to do with In Time, in case you were confused for the first fifteen minutes of looking at them like I was.
What, you didn’t know that trashy-chic is the hot fashion statement for Fall 2011? Because damn, if it is, Snooki here’s got this business on lockdown.
What the hell is that, anyway? A crown? Over a heart? With feet? Is it the Shore version of the Irish Claddagh ring? You guys actually think this is going to be something she’s going to be happy with having when she’s fifty-some years old? Oh. Right. Yeah, you’re probably right. No, I can’t see Snooki ever outgrowing her obnoxious, loud-ass tendencies and her tanning and hair poofs, either. My bad.
Is it tolerable, or am I just gagging over nothing?
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Alexander Skarsgard photo: James
“Grandpa, I get that he’s your son and my dad and all. Believe me, I totally get it, but you’re also forgetting he’s a total loon! Now get me the f*ck out of here.”
First runner-up: spect8r
“Look, the last ‘friend’ you brought home had head lice … Not gonna happen again!”
Second runner-up: mdmike
“Hey Nigel, look at this trick. Do you think you can put a word in with Simon to get us on Amreica’s Got Talent??”
Congrats to James! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
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