Even if you’re not a fan of the films (::waves hand erratically:: I am! I am!), you can’t deny that this trailer’s got some balls to it. The movie drops November 18th, and in all honesty, I think I’m going to be one of the crazy ones queueing up hours before just to get my ticket. Why? Well, because I like the movies. And because it’s an experience, you know, sitting in a theater with people like this and gritting your teeth every time some over-emotional chick screams or swoons. You know what my choice of weapon is in a movie theater when dumb asses have loud, visceral reactions to what’s going on on the screen? BUNCHA CRUNCH. You can launch that shit rows. And when the shell-shocked person turns around and sees an almost-thirty-year-old giving the stink eye and holding up the half-empty box, they shut up fast.
Oh, hey there! Is it ok if I just drop these photos of Christina Hendricks off with you guys? I don’t know, I just thought some of you might care to see them. Thanks!
Remember those “fashion films” of Lady Gaga‘s that Sarah told you about last week? About how Lady Gaga is planning on releasing five “fashion films” for “You and I”? Yeah, this is one of those. I hope you love it, because I really didn’t. That robot arm and that mouth piece, that thing around her chin or whatever? I didn’t get it, and that didn’t stop me from cowering in fear. To be fair to Gaga though, I’m sick and medicated and out of it, and this morning I freaked out when my boyfriend tried to hold my hand because I thought he was a monster. So, you know, you might want to go ahead and judge this for yourself.
Um, ok. Great. Thanks. I didn’t want to look at you anyway. Bitch.
But yeah, word on the street is that no one can look at Madonna, or at least volunteers for the Toronto International Film Festival can’t look at her:
It was a bit of a different story backstage, however, when eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film. One volunteer told the Globe they all dutifully stood with their backs to her as she passed.
You know, I bet if I was volunteering and I knew about Madonna’s current bitch tour, I’d turn my back to her just so I wouldn’t have to see her stupid face. Just because you wrote “Material Girl” doesn’t make you God.
So, alright. The trailer kind of sums up everything we know about Charlie Sheen – he’s a dependent, immature, narcissist who heavily relies on the achievements of others to further his career. Got it? Good. Now that we’re in agreement about Charlie Sheen and the direction his career is headed in, will you guys be watching the roast? Do you, like me, have a sneaking suspicion that Charlie’s going to show up to the roast coked out of his mind and ready to verbally fire back at every retort aimed at him? Because if it is, man. That’s some good television right there.
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