And I just about peed when I saw this on my internet scouring earlier this morning. Our friends over at the Berry unearthed this totally bizarre, totally retro commercial featuring the talented Brad Pitt really flexing his acting chops. And by “flexing his acting chops,” I mean “I LOVE PRINGLES YES I DO ESPECIALLY THE RANCH ONES.”
Have you guys ever seen this video? More importantly, what are your favorite flavor of Pringles?
Here are some other classic Brad Pitt commercial appearances:
No, I’m joking, even though it’s becoming not-so-funny lately. I actually never said anything of the sort. Ever. Because she’s not. Especially in this here photo, she looks positively awful, and my general disdain for her is slowly eeking its way into full-blown concern for the girl. Seriously, all joking stuck off in a box somewhere, LeAnn Rimes LOOKS TERRIBLE. I mean, should we start taking bets on when the first “LeAnn Rimes Hospitalized” headline shows up somewhere on the ‘net? If girlfriend here keeps showing us her concave chest, drawn face, and muscle tone deterioration, I can guarantee it won’t be very long.
This chick? Is pretty hot. And normally, I wouldn’t give a crap about any spokesperson’s attire for any particular brand (especially that Flo woman from Progressive … Good Lord, y’all), but this is fun, and T-Mobile is a pretty good friend of ours, so I told them we’d help them out in choosing a dress for the lovely lady up there, who I know is the subject of many a fantasy and daydream these days. Her name is Carly Foulkes, friends, and she’s important.
You know you’re not doing anything else on a Wednesday at the office – click this link and vote! The dress with the most votes wins and will be created by a designer and potentially featured in a campaign.
I’m shocked! Seriously, celebrities, what kind of cell phones are you using? These photos are awful!
I think I know how this nude pic leak happened: Scarlett Johansson abandoned her Blackberry in a dumpster because its camera was terrible. Then a dumpster-diver happened to notice the abandoned phone, and he was like, “Boy, these photos are really grainy and washed-out. Hey! Is this Scarlett Johansson’s phone? Because that looks like her butt, in flagrante delicto.” (If you don’t speak Latin, that’s “her butt, ‘on delicious fire’.”)
We live in a techno-skeptical era, so you’re probably wondering whether these naked pics are legit. I’ll tell you, I have no idea. It sure looks like the girl, more than those leaked Blake Lively photos looked like Blake Lively. And in the second photo—if you aren’t too distracted by her derrière—you can just make out the tattoo on her forearm. The whole thing is admittedly suspicious, though. I thought Miss Johansson’s bosom might be a little more… heaving.
UPDATE: Well, they’re probably real, given that the FBI is now involved. Wow!
This here is a classy operation, so—as always—the NSFW candids are hidden after the break.
Oh, you did too? Good, then I guess I’m not the only one who doesn’t buy her “I’m a nerd, but a hot nerd, tee-hee, but mind yourself, bastards, because I’m a SERIOUS FEMALE ACTRESS who WANTS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY – fart poop, poop fart.” I just … nah. Never mind.
Olivia Munn takes the cover of Shape magazine, where she looks just whatever and talks about her personal life:
On growing up in a variety of places:
“My stepfather was in the Air Force. I was constantly the new girl, which was really hard because people weren’t welcoming me. Walking into a cafeteria was literally like going onto a battlefield. ‘Oh crap, oh crap, where am I going to sit?’ For most of junior year in high school, I had lunch with a 70-year-old librarian!”
On actually having friends who are girls:
“It may surprise you to know that many of my close friends are women. I don’t trust a girl who says she has a hard time being friends with other women. She’s the person who will steal your boyfriend.”
Anyway, I just don’t get her. She’s a toned-down Sarah Silverman with the looks of a prettier, female Rob Schneider. Does it get more awkward than that? Somehow I don’t think so.
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