Moreover, Demi Moore only recently re-followed Ashton Kutcher’s account—which tells us that, at some point, SHE UNFOLLOWED HIM, TOO.
In this modern, dynamic culture, Twitter unfollows and Facebook defriendings are part-and-parcel of an all-new topography of individuation, where every human relationship is treated as a dinky social event. That is to say: contemporary information technology facilitates fresh new ways for 47-year-old women to behave like 13-year-old girls. Madonna.
I feel absolutely terrible. I actually believed earlier reports that Hugh Hefner‘s ex, Crystal Harris, pawned off her 3.39-carat engagement ring soon after jilting her fiancé. That would have been so tacky, if it were true.
But no: she was only getting it appraised in a pawn shop. Instead, Christie’s is doing the pawning. Wow! Classy! Harris’s ring will be up for auction next month.
So if you have somewhere between $20,000 and $30,000 in spending money, bid now! You could own this glamorous piece of celebrity history! But go to the bank first—I heard Crystal likes to be paid in singles.
Ah, what a breath of gorgeous fresh air. A Snow White movie that doesn’t feature a simpering, cleavage-heaving twit who does nothing but whistle, cook, and clean for laborers all the live-long day. Here’s our girl Kristen Stewart looking bad ass even in a dress, on the set of her latest film, Snow White and the Huntsman. I’ll definitely probably be seeing this, maybe.
Or at least the cheating part is, anyway. Don’t quite know that Demi would have the guts to kick Ashton to the curb, especially since he’s doing the whole prime-time television thing now AND the fact that her Twitter handle is ‘MrsKutcher’. New reports have surfaced that there was some credibility to original allegations that Ashton was cheating on Demi with a 21-year-old woman named Sara Leal. Evidence has it that the blonde woman getting into Ashton’s vehicle on the night the supposed affair went down is the aforementioned Sara Leal, and that the affair not only happened, but has been going on for awhile now.
If the photo and corresponding rumors don’t convince you, either, that Ashton’s hooking up with the random chick here and there, Demi’s recent Tweets, which are normally saccharine-sweet and filled with Kutcher-adoration, have been pretty morose, suggesting that things are definitely not all alright:
“I see through you.”
That particular Tweet accompanied this photo:
Starpulse also says that Demi’s Tweets from earlier in the month indicate there’s something up – one read “trying to find the light I lost” and “Remember…you’ve got your own back,” which was the Tweet caption to the “nude” photo we ran here on Evil Beet.
I saw the first one when it came out a couple years back, and I thought it flat-out sucked. Yeah, there were definitely some creepy-assed moments (when the chick stood next to her boyfriend’s side of the bed and, like, stared at him for three hours or whatever? Ugh. Sometimes my paranoid, overactive imagination imagines that there’s someone standing over my bedside, creeping down on me), but on the whole, the movie really blew. Then they went and made a Paranormal Activity 2, and that one I actually saw a few weeks ago. Don’t laugh. It was a free rental at the library, and I thought, “Why not.” This one was even worse than the first. It had a few promising moments, but it was like that shitty guy you used to hook up with from back in the day who didn’t know the meaning of the term “oral sex.” Just when it got going good, and you thought it was really going to take off, it did something really stupid to ruin the entire moment and you were left feeling unsatisfied, irritated, and discouraged. And then you had to take matters into your own hands.
Well anyway. Here’s the trailer. I haven’t watched it yet – I’m saving it to watch with you guys – but I’m really, really hoping it doesn’t have a shred of bad-oral-sex-vibe to it. What’s more disappointing than that? Probably the fact that I’ll still end up seeing it anyway. After all, oral sex is still oral sex even if the end isn’t satisfied by the means.
Remember these delectable (OK, generally disappointing but still alright) shots of Scarlett Johansson in the buff? It turns out she’s really, really pissed off about them. Like, still. Even though she raised a bunch of additional awareness about herself on the interwebs, she’s still pretty upset, but I suppose we can’t all be one of the most desirable women – at least physically – in the world with grown men just falling at our feet, powerless to combat our tits feminine wiles. Here are a few choice quotes from a CNN interview:
“Just because you’re an actor or make films or whatever doesn’t mean you’re not entitled to your own personal privacy. … [And] if that is sieged in some way, it feels unjust. It feels wrong.”
Anyway, I think the whole thing was a botched job regardless. This is how I *really* think things went:
Scarlett’s publicist: “Sorry, Ms. Johansson, but the FBI can’t do anything about the leaked photos. Their hands are tied, and there’s just no way to retract the pictures at this point. … Don’t cry, honey. I know. I know. It was just too soon.”
Scarlett: [Wipes away boog trail from tip of nose] “Damn. You know, this wasn’t supposed to happen ’til after I was rejected by both Drew Carey and Tim Allen.”
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