You want to hear something funny, too? I was flipping through the channels late last night, lamenting the fact that, despite having over a thousand channels, there’s still nothing good on television. Not that I ever really even watch television – except for football and old Twilight Zone episodes – but it’s occasionally nice to find something to numb your mind in a bout of insomnia, when a book just isn’t cutting it because you’ve read so much of it so far that your ass is turning to stone. Anyway, I saw that Jersey Shore was on, and for a fleeting second, I thought, “Wouldn’t it be funny if I watch … Yeah. No.” And I watched an old episode of Frasier instead.
And good thing, too. Because these two sloppy, drunken wildebeests decided to make out. Together, in front of everyone. Mouths open and all. And then they capped the night off by sharing a bed. How cute?
You know Coco, right? The wife of Ice T who can’t stop talking about the couple’s sex life, even though they’ve been married for, like, forty years? Yes, the very same. Well, she attended an event at Fashion Week, and when she took the catwalk, her boob took center stage. Seriously. The sucker was ALL OVER THE PLACE. And really, though I cringed when the idea of a huge Coco-boob entered my head, I was actually pleasantly surprised to see that the woman’s got very nice boobs. Well, nice boob>. The other one could be a Frankenboob for all I know – I can only go by what I’m shown, friends.
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We don’t generally cover a lot of fashion here at Evil Beet (OK, well, I don’t, at any rate), but I came across some photos of a new collection Marc Jacobs unveiled at the NYC event held this past week, and I positively had the share the photos with you. See, I’m a big fan of retro-kitschy-vintage, and aside from all of the plastic and fringe (really, what the hell is with all the raincoat plastic), I love love love this collection. Oh, aside from the weird snow-chic combined with the pencil skirts and heels. That’s just kind of weird, too.
LOL! Lady Gaga worked with New Kids on the Block? Yeah, I definitely didn’t know that. Who the hell filmed this thing? I also never heard anyone in my entire life call anything about Kat Von D “elegant.” Gaga also sounds like your stereotypical fame-seeking, dumb-speaking twit that ends every sentence in a question? Yeah, just like that. I mean, I’d completely rather take this version of Gaga over the now-version of Gaga, who’s too pretentious and who thinks she’s so “fashion and art” that she can’t see her ass from a hole in the ground, but in either case … way too funny.
Well I’ll be. I don’t quite know what I’ll be, but surprised, pleased, and taken aback would all be appropriate reactions, and me, being the master of many feelings, hell’s bells. I AM EXPERIENCING THEM ALL at this moment.
This is Britney, photographed not a decade ago, not even six years ago – this is Britney, photographed in London. Today. Mahgod. And is that an engagement ring on her all-special finger? I think it kind of quite suspiciously looks like one. Maybe that’s the reason for all of this sudden clean-up of the hair, the eyes, the smile, the wardrobe. Maybe boyfriend Jason Trawick finally said, “Listen, Brit. You’re a sadsack. If you want to be my girl, you’re gonna have to get yourself right. Lose the ratty extensions, the heavy eye makeup. Smile for real, not like your body’s a dead vessel carrying a dead soul.” And maybe Britney, reached by these words somewhere in the depths of her being, responded. And this is what resulted. I think it might have been the use of the word “sadsack,” but hey, what do I know.
“I spent the ‘90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage [to actress Jennifer Aniston] had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.”
Am I the only one on the face of the earth who didn’t love Jennifer Aniston – or Friends – at some point? I cringe every time I see the show’s set as some kind of non-living testament to the nineties, and you know what? I have the same reaction to Brad Pitt’s ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston. And apparently he does, too. Kind of those “What was I thinking?“-type reactions. One of those looking-back-and-sort-of-laughing-uncomfortably things. I know a lot of you revere Jennifer Aniston as one of the greatest sitcom actresses to ever grace the small screen, but guys? I just don’t see it, and I never will, OK? Can we finally put that to bed now?
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