Oh LeAnn Rimes. We’ve told you, and we’ve told you, and we’ve told you again. Girl, you’ve gotta eat something. JUST WATER DOES NOT COUNT FOR CALORIES. I think it’s super and stuff that you’re working so hard to be healthy, but exercising and burning off *nothing* is only going to make you look like, well .. this. And that is just no good, friend. Eat a cookie or something. For real this time, OK?
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jeremy Piven photo: CeCe
“Bill Cosby impersonation.”
First runner-up: Esmerelda
“Yeah, that’s we all do when Entourage is on. Go fuck yourself, your mercury poisening, the dead animal on your head, and your piece of shit show.”
Second runner-up: mama said knock you out
“uuuuugh, HACK, *cough*cough!* chokin’ on a hair plug. WAY worse than a pube. stings the nostrils…”
Congrats to CeCe! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Are you having a bad day? Was it a tough day at work? Did you get in a fight with a loved one? Did you just feel kind of blah all day long? Well, no worries, because Jennifer Lopez is here to turn every single frown you’ve ever had upside down. If you thought the stills from her video for “Papi” were as funny as I did (and I really, really did), then you’ll absolutely die over the video itself.
You’ll never be able to top yourself this time, J Lo, and I wouldn’t even try. Expect a sweep for next year’s VMAs, and, in the meantime, shop around this concept for a full length film. The sky’s the limit, Jenny. Don’t hold back now.
“I have Halo: Reach. I have a complete addiction to that game. It is sick. I play online mostly and (other gamers) have no idea. They make fun of my gamer tag too because it is funny. They are all a bunch of guys and it is clear that I am a girl so they make fun of my name, and they have no idea they are making fun of me.”
- Megan Fox goes ahead and gives a sizable percent of the male population another reason to think that she’s the world’s perfect woman.
You guys, this is the second time in a row that I’ve talked about Megan Fox without a single bad thing to say about her. I don’t understand what’s happening to me, and I’m not sure that I like it. What happened to the glee and ease with which I used to trash talk Megan Fox? What happened to the girl I used to be? And, more importantly, are any of you changing your stance on Megan as well?
Well, Nicolas Cage might not be a vampire. He might just be a time traveler. Or he might be a wizard – wizards have unusually long lifespans, right? Or perhaps he found the fountain of youth? Either way, the story is that that little photograph above is of a man who resided in my very own hometown of Bristol, Tennessee, way back during the 19th century. As you can see, the man is legendary storyteller and well-meaning ne’er-do-well, Nicolas Cage. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Nicolas Cage can’t be that old! Why, that would make him over one hundred years of age!” Well, then obviously you don’t believe in magic.
But really. Gwyneth Paltrow wore a dress with a crop top. That’s the level of ridiculous we’re talking about here.
Other such atrocities include Paz de la Huerta’s whole “hot mess” look, Heidi Klum‘s skirt, and Olivia Munn. Go ahead and jump in for some pictures, along with last night’s winners!
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