Go figure. I mean, it’s not as if I’d expect the Germanotta looks to run in the Evans family, or the Capriotti family, so it’s sort of a given, but hey. It’s a conversation point, huh?

From Teen Vogue:

… If fans are hoping for Gaga II or the anti-Gaga, it’s clear, within two seconds of meeting her, that Natali’s not interested in playing the part of either. When she arrives at the Teen Vogue offices, her look is neither sensible-cousin-trapped-in-the-Addams-family nor over-the-top fashion freak: Her hair is in a slicked-back ponytail, makeup is minimal (save for dramatic liquid eyeliner), and her outfit—floor-length black skirt, black blazer, black boots, Alexander Wang bag—is part of an everyday uniform she calls “witchypoo.”

… Natali doesn’t exactly need a diploma to gain access to the fashion industry. As this story was going to press, it was reported that the teen was in the running to design the costumes for off-Broadway show Simon Says. A tremendous credential for any young fashion student, but one wonders why she hasn’t just asked her sister to pull some strings for her (at, say, Haus of Gaga, for starters)? “For now I’d like to stay in [fashion] school,” Natali says, adding that Gaga has occasionally called in favors, like the time she turned a stiletto Natali made for a school project into a shoe-shaped piano she played during a performance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. “I was at my parents’ house sobbing, like, ‘Oh my God,’” she recalls of watching the episode.

… Natali [also] admits that her support for her sister’s outré wardrobe choices isn’t 100 percent selfless: “Whenever I wear something crazy and my dad gives me a hard time, I say, ‘Well, at least I’m not walking out on the street with red pasties,’ and he’ll be like, ‘Good point.’”

Cute. I think I like this girl. I mean, she’s young and her points of view will probably change a zillion times before she really settles into who she is (unless, of course, she’s anything like her older sister), but on the whole, she seems cool.

Here’s some photos of Rihanna showing off her ample bum on a hotel balcony in Rio de Janiero. She hasn’t been doing much lately other than hanging out in destination vacation hotspots, and we’ve, of course, all seen her naked and nude and all sorts of Photoshopped with pretend shorts on, so there’s really no reason to continue the constant barrage of half-nude photos. Or, I don’t know, is there? Do we still love Rihanna enough to want to see the parade of “look-at-my-body” pictures?

Whatever. At least the hair’s better.

So I finally watched the Roast of Charlie Sheen yesterday—it aired Monday night, yes, but I was busy—and I have to admit this Roast was pretty good. Not Bob Saget good, but then again, what is?

There was a real likelihood of the evening falling flat. How do you parody a parody? How do you make light of wife-beating? And who invites Mike Tyson to do stand-up, even? But the jokes were scathing, and the Roast bit to the quick. I’ve rolled my eyes at Charlie Sheen‘s recent I-Don’t-Have-a-Job Humble Pie Remorse Tour, and I don’t like him, but he sure did take his lumps like a champ. (Some critics are saying the jokes weren’t mean enough, but seriously, how many more jokes about Sheen ruining his kids’ lives did we really need?)

Warming Glow has compiled a comprehensive guide to some of the best zings of the night. Here’s a sampling.

Comedian Anthony Jeselnik, to Charlie Sheen:

- “Every minute of your life looks like the first two minutes of SVU.”

- “The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J. Fox.” (Cut to actor Richard Kind, in the audience, having a heart attack.)

Jeffrey Ross:

- “If you’re ‘winning’, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns. Don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?”

Jon Lovitz:

- “How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men!”

(more…)

Somebody agreed to marry this guy. LOL [The Superficial]

George Clooney, explained. [Lainey Gossip]

Beyonce talks about the baby. [Bossip]

Who went home on Dancing With the Stars? [Starpulse]

And now she moves on to Steven Tyler. [TMZ]

Anna Faris‘s boob job. [The Blemish]

The return of Modern Family. [theBERRY]

Celebrities in cowboy hats. [Pajiba]

Ryan Gosling‘s big, dark secret. [Huff Po]

More photos of Gangster Squad. [Socialite Life]

Is Kim Kardashian a “beautiful hobbit”? [INFDaily]

Minka Kelly was sexually harassed. [Cele|bitchy]

Robert Pattinson, the Album. [Hollywood Dame]

Poppy Montgomery can cook with no pants, isn’t afraid of spattering bacon grease. [The Superficial]

But it works regardless. Kelly appeared on last night’s Leno, performing her latest single, ‘Mr. Know-It-All’, off her latest album, Stronger. Either way, it’s nice to see that there still are some real pop singers left in the world who don’t rely on weird, electro-autotune to give them the edge over their pretty-limited competition. I may not really dig your kind of music, Kelly, but I do love you!

Are there still any big Kelly fans out there?

Here’s the video for Kelly’s ‘Miss Independent,’ circa 2003, if you forgot she wrote that one (I, for one, did not).

The photo’s caption, yanked from Lenny’s Twitter?:

“The only person in the world that calls me Leonard.”

LOL. Of course it’d be her. And what, pray tell, do you think they’re drinking? And what are they drinking? Is that another bottle of fine, aged, gilded angel piss to delicately imbibe upon? If it is, Lenny, you better put your pinky up, bitch. I’m flat-out scared for you if you don’t.