“We’re becoming friends again. It’s alright, I know what I’m doing. Enough time has gone by. Now with what’s going on with the album around the world it’s important to be able to share it with him because it’s marvellous what has happened. He changed my life, I can’t deny that. The album helped me get over splitting up with my boyfriend. It helped me forgive and I hope that he has forgiven himself.”

- Adele lets us know that she’s been back in touch with the inspiration to her phenomenal album, 21.

You guys, I worry about Adele sometimes, I do. I think it’s fair. I mean, if you write songs like “Rolling in the Deep” and “Someone Like You” about a guy, do you think he really deserves a second chance?

This news comes from Star, so take it with a grain of salt. I know I am. I’ve always been under the impression that if something comes from Star or the Enquirer, then I get to decide if it’s true or not. And this time, I’m deciding that Star is full of shit. But, of course, y’all need to decide for yourself, so here’s the story:

Ryan Gosling was arrested for a DUI back in 2005, Star magazine is exclusively reporting.

The hunky Canadian was arrested by officers from the central Los Angeles station of the California Highway Patrol on March 17, 2005 according to L.A. County Superior Court.

He later pleaded “no contest” to a misdemeanor change of “exhibiting speed,” even though he was originally charged with “driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs” and “driving with a blood alcohol content of 0.08 or greater.

“Exhibiting speed” is frequently negotiated as a plea bargain by defense attorneys as an alternative to a more severe DUI charge.

The 30-year-old actor, who is currently starring as a stunt driver in the film, Drive, was sentenced to two years of probation and ordered to pay $849 in fines.

But why would anyone try to drag Ryan Gosling‘s good name through the mud? Is it because he’s so pretty? Is it because he’s too pure and good? Maybe somebody just has a hardcore thing for Eva Mendes. Either way, this is unacceptable.

Here’s an interesting question though: if Ryan Gosling really did get a DUI back in 2005, would it change your opinion of him today?

It’s ok, you can cry. Heaven knows I did when I heard the news that despite previous reports, our dear Robert Pattinson has no plans to make his very own album at the moment.

So I guess just go back to jamming out to your Paris Hilton records or whatever until it’s actually time to be graced with what will no doubt be the grandest thing to ever seduce your ears. Trust me, it’ll be worth it.

Have I mentioned yet how much I love Rachel McAdams? Because oh -oh- oh I do. She embodies beauty, class, and femininity, but she’s not a shrinking violet, either.

And yet – sigh – and yet, Ryan Gosling is still *allegedly* dating Eva Mendes. EVA MENDES. You all know how I feel about this. I realize that Ryan and Rachel had their go ’round (more than once or twice, I believe) and couldn’t make it work, but I mean, for the sake of their fans, their friends, their families – they couldn’t pair up Michael Sheen and Eva Mendes and stick them in a refrigerator in a dump for the next few years? Just, you know, to see what happens between the two of them once more? Can’t they just try to recapture the magic one more time?

No? Alright then. Let’s just look at these new Sherlock Holmes stills and forget I ever said anything about refrigerators, OK?

I’m not claiming that this video is hilarious, because it isn’t. I am claiming that someone at the Sesame Workshop knows how to make a muppet hella look like Matthew Morrison.

Actually, there is one funny thing, and that’s when ‘Sue’ goes, “I didn’t ask YOU, Guester! I was asking the funny-shaped kid.” Haha! You’ll see.

Why!? I mean, seriously, WHY? Lindsay Lohan, prior to becoming a gross, cracked-out, surgery-addled mess, was amazingly gorgeous. She was like the girl next door, just way, way, way hotter. I loved everything about her from her pretty, shiny red hair to her normal-looking boobs, to her cute, upturned nose and her lovely mouth. Now? Her pretty, shiny red hair is thinned out, dull, and breaking from years of bleaching, her normal-looking boobs are almost off-putting on her too-small frame, her cute, upturned nose is inflamed from so much nasal candy, and her mouth? Don’t even get me started on that monstrosity. I’m sad, I’m grossed out, I’m mad, and I’m disappointed. It’s official – the real Lindsay Lohan’s not coming back any time soon, so we’re just going to have to accept it.