“We had a beautiful relationship, only a couple of years, but he was a man who was completely full of joy, and there was a lot of laughing and affection. He was really a very special soul. … [Heath was such] a great actor, but I know there was so much more to come. It’s such a tragedy for his little daughter.”

By a show of hands, who remembers that Naomi and Heath hooked up for a long period of time? Because they apparently did. And I don’t know where I was during that time (oh, wait … it says that they were in a relationship from 2002-2004, and those were probably some of my blurriest years; it’s NO WONDER I missed something that cool), but I apparently missed it.

Anyway, Naomi spouts the normal “gone too soon” business about Heath (which is totally true, don’t get me wrong), but all I can think about is how jealous I am of these gorgeous women who had the pleasure of spending extended periods of time in Heath’s presence. He was always a favorite of mine, always in my top three favorite Hollywood men with regard to looks, demeanor, and talent, and he’s always dated some of the nicest girls, even if some of them want to write love letters for a living instead of acting. I mean, that just sounds to me like someone’s been in too many romance films. As if that crap even happens in real life, jeesh.

Kim Delaney really respects the troops. [The Superficial]

Lindsay “confronts” her lover’s wife. [Cele|bitchy]

Is this man oddly attractive, or am I just kind of gross? [Starpulse]

Queen Latifah‘s new woman? [Bossip]

Former NFL player found dead. [TMZ]

Sofia Vergara‘s clothing line. [Socialite Life]

Denise Richards turned down a hundred grand. Right. [The Blemish]

Behind the scenes of Glee‘s food fight. [theBERRY]

Channing Tatum goes shirtless again. [Caught on Set]

The Black Eyed Peas will never die. [Popbytes]

Gwyneth Paltrow hates people who sweat now, too. [OMGBlog]

All My Children ends today. [LA Times]

PHOTOS: Kate Hudson is nuts over her baby. [INFDaily]

Um, who’s the nude, bald guy in the shower? You’ll never guess. [Huff Po]

How to talk about religion without starting a fight. [Jezebel]

The truth is revealed: Jen becomes her men. [Lainey Gossip]

Freida Pinto gets whitewashed by L’Oreal. [The Frisky]

Let me clarify: the heckler was old and bald, but he was not actually Don Rickles (pictured).

Bristol Palin just wanted to have a quiet evening to herself—in the middle of a restaurant in West Hollywood, on a mechanical bull, taping her new reality TV show—and props to her, too, because I don’t think I’d be able to keep myself perched on a bucking robot like that.

Eventually she slips out of the saddle and lets herself flip off of the bull. Just as soon as she pulls herself upright, a voice calls out, loud and clear: “DID YOU RIDE LEVI LIKE THAT? YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE!”

Hoohhhkay. Initially, I guessed that he was a plant, put there to demonstrate the Perils of Being Palin. Bristol smiles unwaveringly, but then she points at her heckler. (As in “Stay put, I’ll be along momentarily—to shred you.”) She smiles her way through the crowd (but denies a Saddle Ranch employee his high-five! Ha ha!), all while making a murderous beeline for Mr. Baldy Big-Mouth, who is waiting at the bar.

Video NSFW (language).

Bristol: “What’d you say?”

Man: “Your mother’s a f—king devil, dude.”

Bristol: “Oh, is she?”

Man: “Yeah, she’s the devil.”

Bristol: “What’d she do wrong.”

Man: “She lives. She breathes.”

Bristol: “You want her dead?”

Man: “Aw, you know what? If there was a hell, which I don’t believe there is one, she will be there.”

Bristol: “OK, why’s that.”

Man: “She’s evil, she’s evil—”

Bristol: “Or! Is it because you’re a homosexual?”

Man: “Pretty much!”

Bristol: “And that’s why you hate her.”

Man: “And why’d you say I’m a homosexual?”

Paparazzo: “WHOOPS!”

(more…)

It’s a latte ‘Got Milk,’ so I guess it’s a different breed than the regular ads, which is appropriate because Maggie herself is a, um, different breed, too.

Any woman who shares her vibrators with her friends is either really, really generous and has a really hot, sexual nature, or is just flat-out desperate and weird. You make the choice friends:

Is Maggie generous, hot, and sexual, or desperate and weird?

But we like her ‘Got Milk’ ad, though, right? That’s altogether rad?

Here’s a baby Kanye—age 23ish, I’d guesstimate—performing some slam poetry. I know! And he’s pretty good.

The poem itself is all about posing and posturing even when, deep down inside, you’re just insecure, neurotic, and consumed with self-loathing. Huh.

Side-note: the MC, Mos Def, introduces Kanye as “the Future of Hip-Hop.” Wild.

Here’s a photo that Justin Bieber posted on Instagram of himself, Selena Gomez, and six unidentified babies. He added the caption “Brangelina 2.0.”

You guys, I don’t know what to say. Sometimes I come to you with more questions than answers, and this is one of those times. Are Selena and Justin going to have babies? Is Selena pregnant now? Are Justin and Selena going to tour the world, adopting children and looking beautiful? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?