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Scarlett Johansson Took Her Boob-Whining to CNN

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Remember these delectable (OK, generally disappointing but still alright) shots of Scarlett Johansson in the buff? It turns out she’s really, really pissed off about them. Like, still. Even though she raised a bunch of additional awareness about herself on the interwebs, she’s still pretty upset, but I suppose we can’t all be one of the most desirable women – at least physically – in the world with grown men just falling at our feet, powerless to combat our tits feminine wiles. Here are a few choice quotes from a CNN interview:

“Just because you’re an actor or make films or whatever doesn’t mean you’re not entitled to your own personal privacy. … [And] if that is sieged in some way, it feels unjust. It feels wrong.”

I get what you’re saying, Scarlett dear, I really do: everyone’s entitled to their privacy, yes. However? You’re going to be more of a target when you’re famous (and hot) and you take those kinds of photos. Like, duh? You feel me?

Anyway, I think the whole thing was a botched job regardless. This is how I *really* think things went:

Scarlett’s publicist: “Sorry, Ms. Johansson, but the FBI can’t do anything about the leaked photos. Their hands are tied, and there’s just no way to retract the pictures at this point. … Don’t cry, honey. I know. I know. It was just too soon.”

Scarlett: [Wipes away boog trail from tip of nose] “Damn. You know, this wasn’t supposed to happen ’til after I was rejected by both Drew Carey and Tim Allen.”

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