I know, aren’t you surprised? But yes, it looks like it’s true: Lady Gaga worships the Dark Lord. We know this because just this past weekend, a housekeeper at a fancy London hotel that Gaga stayed in over the summer reported to Scotland Yard that during the superstar’s visit, she – what else? – left a whole bunch of blood in the bathtub. Classic Gaga!
Another fact? Well, it also turns out that “at the time of the incident Lady Gaga met with leaders of the Scottish Rite Freemasons, which is an organization known to be a link between the Illuminati and members of the British royal family.”
So basically, this whole post serves to remind you all that Lady Gaga isn’t just some annoying musician. No, she’s much more dangerous than that. She worships Satan, you guys. That blood that was found in the bathtub? I’m like 97% positive it was puppy blood. Illuminati! Devil worship! Sacrifices! Puppy blood!
Are you scared yet? No? Well, then here’s yet another “fashion film” from Lady Gaga that you might have missed in which she wiggles around as a mermaid and freaks me the hell out. If all the Satan business didn’t do it for you, this certainly will: