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Lady Gaga Loves Satan!

A photo of Lady Gaga

I know, aren’t you surprised? But yes, it looks like it’s true: Lady Gaga worships the Dark Lord. We know this because just this past weekend, a housekeeper at a fancy London hotel that Gaga stayed in over the summer reported to Scotland Yard that during the superstar’s visit, she – what else? – left a whole bunch of blood in the bathtub. Classic Gaga!

Another fact? Well, it also turns out that “at the time of the incident Lady Gaga met with leaders of the Scottish Rite Freemasons, which is an organization known to be a link between the Illuminati and members of the British royal family.”

So basically, this whole post serves to remind you all that Lady Gaga isn’t just some annoying musician. No, she’s much more dangerous than that. She worships Satan, you guys. That blood that was found in the bathtub? I’m like 97% positive it was puppy blood. Illuminati! Devil worship! Sacrifices! Puppy blood!

Are you scared yet? No? Well, then here’s yet another “fashion film” from Lady Gaga that you might have missed in which she wiggles around as a mermaid and freaks me the hell out. If all the Satan business didn’t do it for you, this certainly will:

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  • laugh all you want, there is significant evidence these things are happening and its fucking CHILLING. ppl – check out david icke and the new world order in general. the world has got to change NOW.

  • You are afraid of human in mermaid costume… You must hate halloween. And Isn’t Harry Potter also satans worship, there is also mermaids that are much scarier and them are moving their tail like fishes! Omg what creatures are they!? Cant be humans!

  • omg this is f-ing hilarious. she uses the art and sociology of fame. and i you read the rest of the article, it says they don’t even know if it was real blood! plus the your was called fame monster where she used the fake blood around the time of that report. plus fame monster is about what fame does to people and why she hates it btw, this why does these things…..