Poor Jessica Simpson just can’t catch a break, huh? There’s that stalker business she’s been dealing with, wedding rumors, family issues, and to top it all off, there are new rumors circulating that Jess is pregnant:
In Touch Weekly can exclusively confirm Jessica Simpson is pregnant! The 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson, where she sent back her glass of champagne for a birthday toast. As it turns out, the pair has something even better to celebrate. A source close to Jessica and Eric tells In Touch the couple is expecting their first child. “She’s already having kooky cravings!” a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate — “which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet” — cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas.
Oh, Jessica. Girl, I don’t want to try to tell you how to live your life, but did you ever think about going ahead and actually getting pregnant just to stop all these rumors? I mean, it has to get old, right, for people to speculate about your womb every time you get bloated or indulge in one night of eating your feelings? Maybe just nip this cycle in the bud, here and now.
Just something to think about!
If she is pregnant good for her! if she is not I think In-Touch will be in some trouble…
“Bloated”…..”indulge her feelings”?!?! Are you kidding me?! Jessica has been a porky little dumpling for at least a year. She’s got a Food Baby on Board, ok?