Sep 27, 2011 at 05:30 am by Sarah

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jennifer Love Hewitt photo: Cor A Looker
“If it weren’t for that restraining order, I swear Steven Tyler would be very love this twin Lifetime Movie idea I have in the works.”

First runner-up: Esmerelda
“The moment before deciding to spit or swallow.”

Second runner-up: KF
“JLH doing Jeremy Piven doing his Cosby impression.”

Congrats to Cor A Looker! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

32 Responses to “Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo”

  1. Harriet Meadow says:

    “Gee, I hope all this hairography makes up for my lackluster performance and growing beer belly…”

  2. sprayer says:

    “Something About Mary” was her favorite Movie!!

  3. Chaz says:

    “god, maybe I shouldn’t have eaten the cheese grits with the triple order of gravy fries!”

  4. Stacey says:

    Britney’s midsection is like a Van Gogh painting…much better from far away.

  5. mdmike4 says:

    I just saw Jeremy Piven in the audience and it scared the crap out of me…or made me crave fish tacos with extra sour cream…

    • Chaz says:

      What kind of Philistine puts sour cream on fish tacos? Any moron knows that you put white onion, chili verde, cotija, cilantro,and a squeeze of fresh lime

  6. Carmine says:

    Hey y’all, guess what happened when I used a fork to get my frozen biscuit out of the toaster?

  7. Gabriela says:

    “I always wanted to be in Goldmember..no! not as Foxxy..as Fat Bastard.”

  8. blasted1 says:

    “Lordy, lordy! Why does that bean-dip have to kick in when I’m onstage!”

  9. Dillon says:

    The treasure trolls have finally found a place for themselves in the 21st century.

  10. Anonymous says:

    “Hehehehe y’all it’s like I’m Simba or somethin’!”
    Know what we do with pop stars who step out of their kingdom? Conservatorship.

  11. Lauren says:

    By the way, that comment was left by me^^^ forgot to type my info :(

    (the simba comment)

  12. “I don’t know where my career will head or end but here goes nothing.”

  13. Jax says:

    The moment before the alien ship reclaims it’s cargo.

  14. mountainbound2 says:

    Getting paid to dance under the new Airbus engine unveiling wasn’t such a great idea after all.

  15. Daniel says:

    i dont remember there being a fan here

  16. The Golden Goose whips her hair back and forth!! (apologies to Willow Smith)

  17. Ozblue says:

    One, two… and a one two, three, four. Suck it up… suck it in. C’mon Belly get with the program. Hair Sucks it up and you, suck it in! Gees, where’s a good sync when you need one!

  18. nicole peach says:

    I tell you folks, it was SO HARD and SO long, it make my hair extensions stand on end…

  19. Anonymous says:

    Oh God, please help, one more good fart is all I need !

  20. Gerald says:

    Sorry the one about the fart is mine. ^^^^^^^

  21. DANNIBOY says:

    Ooops, I farted again!

  22. Anonymous says:

    Ooops, I farted again!

  23. George says:

    Better check the beaming machine, Scotty, it seems to be on low power

  24. Bob O. says:

    I’m rich so blow me.

  25. Cor A Looker says:

    “I told ya’ll it wasn’t a weave!”

  26. mouth.like.a.sailor says:

    celine dion and richard simmon’s love child, sweatin’ to the oldies.

  27. SHIRLEY says:

    Beam me up Scotty

  28. boop says:

    “Ohh there’s something about Maaarrry!”

  29. shane says:

    Damn, those burritos make me fart!

  30. kshp says:

    Uh-oh! I think that was a wet one!

  31. PRAVEEN KUMAR L says:

    HAIR RAISING EVENT!

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