Sep 23, 2011 at 09:30 am by Emily

A photo of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

Here’s a photo that Justin Bieber posted on Instagram of himself, Selena Gomez, and six unidentified babies. He added the caption “Brangelina 2.0.”

You guys, I don’t know what to say. Sometimes I come to you with more questions than answers, and this is one of those times. Are Selena and Justin going to have babies? Is Selena pregnant now? Are Justin and Selena going to tour the world, adopting children and looking beautiful? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

6 Responses to “Justin and Selena: A Glimpse at The Future!”

  1. james says:

    This picture scares the life out of me. And, why so many kids?

    • Angry Pirate says:

      Ditto on multiple levels.

      I’d imagine all the kids because he’s still a child and doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

  2. Rachel says:

    See, this is how rumors get started.

  3. Mila says:

    I was pretty indifferent towards Selena for a while (I’m her age, and thus do not fall within her demographic), but after she became attached to Bieber (again, indifferent), I can’t take her seriously. You know how little girls are supposed to like those “boy banders” because they’re more metro/feminine and thus keep at bay their appropriately-aged fans’ sexuality? Well, Justin does not look like a man. He does not have the facial hair of a man, nor the body. And while it’s totally fine for guys to develop at their own pace, a girl as old as Selena either has the sexual maturity of a kindergartner, or is playing into Justin’s “macho man” charade for a bit of her own benefit (re: publicity).

  4. kate says:

    eww. moreover, i still say he looks like a lesbian.

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