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2Ted Haggard to “Wife Swap” with Gary Busey

Photo: Ted Haggard and Gary Busey are slated to appear on Celebrity Wife Swap together

Do you understand how much I hate my job right now? It’s like I’ve been transported through the looking-glass to an alternate dimension where I can’t make any jokes, one where reality is stranger than fiction, one where Ted Haggard and Gary Busey will appear on the same episode of Celebrity Wife Swap. And where does that leave me? GOBSMACKED AND JOKELESS.

Pastor Ted Haggard—right, that’s the one—will send his unconditional wife Gayle off to spend some alone time with actor Gary Busey. Yikes.

Mr. Busey himself is a born-again Christian, as well as a longtime member of Promise Keepers. And while he isn’t currently “married,” per se, he has a son with actress Steffanie Sampson.

In the meantime, Steffanie Sampson, who is three years younger than Jake Busey, is totally a CERTIFIED MASTER HYPNOTIST, according to her IMDb profile!!! (Yes, I realize that actually means “hypnotherapist,” but I so want her to also be a mentalist and psychic.) I can’t wait to see her with Pastor Ted!

Image via NY Daily News.

September 22, 2011 at 7:30 am by Jenn
Filed Under: Gary Busey, Ted Haggard

2 Responses to “Ted Haggard to “Wife Swap” with Gary Busey”

  1. blasted1 says:

    Ummmm….Pastor Ted used to be the President of some big, national denomination and was de-frocked when it was discovered that he was gay. I think HBO even did a documentary about it…so, you’ll excuse my surprise and WTF look! I will, however, be sure to catch this particular episode!

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