Do you understand how much I hate my job right now? It’s like I’ve been transported through the looking-glass to an alternate dimension where I can’t make any jokes, one where reality is stranger than fiction, one where Ted Haggard and Gary Busey will appear on the same episode of Celebrity Wife Swap. And where does that leave me? GOBSMACKED AND JOKELESS.
Mr. Busey himself is a born-again Christian, as well as a longtime member of Promise Keepers. And while he isn’t currently “married,” per se, he has a son with actress Steffanie Sampson.
In the meantime, Steffanie Sampson, who is three years younger than Jake Busey, is totally a CERTIFIED MASTER HYPNOTIST, according to her IMDb profile!!! (Yes, I realize that actually means “hypnotherapist,” but I so want her to also be a mentalist and psychic.) I can’t wait to see her with Pastor Ted!
Image via NY Daily News.