Victoria Beckham Is So Brave
Sep 17, 2011 at 06:30 am by Emily

A photo of Victoria Beckham

And no, I’m not just referring to the fact that she’s married to a man who likes to consider himself a Christlike figure. ZING!

No, I’m talking about those shoes. Look at those shoes for a minute, ok? And I know that Victoria lives in stilettos, but bring your eyes up to that tender little baby in her arms. Are you as amazed as I am? Or is it just that I am so laughably horrible* at maneuvering around in heels that I find this really simple task incredibly astounding*?

*For real, my first niece was born when I was 11, which is also when those awful platform shoes were big, remember? I had a pair of ugly ass, pea green foam sandals with a four inch platform, and I was awkward even dancing around my bedroom to Spice Girls. But when I tried to walk my baby niece around and almost tripped and broke her? That is scarring, kids.

*Zero sarcasm. I sincerely want to know.

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8 Responses to “Victoria Beckham Is So Brave”

  1. ....nick.... says:
    September 17, 2011 at 7:24 am

    The little Baby looks like she. Thanks jenn for image

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  2. MissLeeLoo says:
    September 17, 2011 at 7:37 am

    That’s child endangerment!

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  3. nicole peach says:
    September 17, 2011 at 8:15 am

    Agreed… She should at least have a body guard around to catch her if need be…

    Insanity…

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  4. ash says:
    September 17, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    I tend to be a clumsy person and tripped more than once holding my son (wearing flats or bare feet) the mother instinct kicks in and you fall on your ass, your knee, your face but the baby remains upright and unscathed. lol

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  5. monster says:
    September 17, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    She’s been wearing high heels for so long, I think she’s more likely to fall wearing a pair of ballet flats. That baby will be fine.

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  6. Dani says:
    September 17, 2011 at 5:17 pm

    What a pro.

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  7. Jartos says:
    September 18, 2011 at 3:28 am

    Wow, very high heels. I am afraid for her baby (if she falls)

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