Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Pig With the Froggy Tattoo

I suppose that post title up there just kind of speaks for itself, huh? I mean, clearly, we’re talking about Paris Hilton. Oh, what’s that? Her tattoo was of a crown or something? Oh. Well, to me it looked an awful lot like a frog. Alright then. I guess the title has more to do with the new Muppets trailer than anything else, then, I don’t know – I haven’t watched it yet.

Guess I should probably do my research before I make those kind of hurtful assumptions about Paris Hilton. Silly, silly me.