No, You Are Not Allowed to Look at Madonna
Sep 13, 2011 at 03:30 pm by Emily

A photo of Madonna

Um, ok. Great. Thanks. I didn’t want to look at you anyway. Bitch.

But yeah, word on the street is that no one can look at Madonna, or at least volunteers for the Toronto International Film Festival can’t look at her:

It was a bit of a different story backstage, however, when eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film. One volunteer told the Globe they all dutifully stood with their backs to her as she passed.

You know, I bet if I was volunteering and I knew about Madonna’s current bitch tour, I’d turn my back to her just so I wouldn’t have to see her stupid face. Just because you wrote “Material Girl” doesn’t make you God.

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3 Responses to “No, You Are Not Allowed to Look at Madonna”

  1. Manda says:
    September 13, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    She makes me want to hurl.

    Reply
  2. mama said knock you out says:
    September 13, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    her cheek implants look fuuuucked UP.

    Reply
  3. Jessica says:
    September 14, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Love her hair. Hate her. ;)

    Reply

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