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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Alexander Skarsgard photo: James
“Grandpa, I get that he’s your son and my dad and all. Believe me, I totally get it, but you’re also forgetting he’s a total loon! Now get me the f*ck out of here.”
First runner-up: spect8r
“Look, the last ‘friend’ you brought home had head lice … Not gonna happen again!”
Second runner-up: mdmike
“Hey Nigel, look at this trick. Do you think you can put a word in with Simon to get us on Amreica’s Got Talent??”
Congrats to James! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!









































































































Who would have thought that even sitting outside, my own bean burrito induced fart could be so heinous???
“Bill Cosby impersonation”
uuuuugh, HACK, *cough*cough!* chokin’ on a hair plug. WAY worse than a pube. stings the nostrils…
all these caption this photos are usually people ive never seen or heard of so can never think of anythng funny to say about the picture
“That tuna smells awful!”
Love,
Not a Contestant
“I’m a terrible stage actor!”
“This hairline is unnatural!”
Yeah, that’s we all do when Entourage is on. Go fuck yourself, your mercury poisening, the dead animal on your head, and your piece of shit show.