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Hm. A cacophony of breast implants. I considered that for a second and decided we could use a new word:
Cacomammony: frequent use of discordant breast-body combinations of a harshness and relationship difficult to understand.
It actually is all Latin and it COULD be valid Neo-Latin (cacophony was from the 17th century). It also sounds funny, so I’m gonna go with it.
Besides; when you give a teenager in a trailer park 6 figures you’re bound to create cacomammony; as well as idiotically inappropriate sports cars and starving naked abused children.
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