What, you were planning to ignore the return of Two and a Half Men? NICE TRY, AMERICA. You don’t want to watch Two and a Half Men? Then turn off your TV, throw out your radio, and move to a log cabin in the freaking woods! Because there is NO ESCAPE from Ashton Kutcher.

Here he is on Late Show with David Letterman, accompanied by costars Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, AKA the highest-paid 17-year old ever.

And now, Letterman’s “Top 10 Reasons to Watch the New Season of Two and a Half Men“:

Letterman’s right! Ashton Kutcher really is starting to look like Dan Fogelberg! (The satellite delay is great, too! I love how everyone frowned at that 40-years-too-late “joke” eight seconds later.)

P.S. Ha, ha, Reuters hated the whole bit. I was actually kind of into it? But only because it was terrible.

11 Responses to “‘Two and a Half Men’ Will Not Be Ignored”

1. .... Nick .... says:

   September 10, 2011 at 5:59 am

   Were some celeb’s and models photos???

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2. Lila says:

   September 10, 2011 at 8:26 am

   Ashton is trying too hard!! l this show will never be the same…

   lila.pixavue.com

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3. .... Nick .... says:

   September 10, 2011 at 1:11 pm

   Look for me i’m scary

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4. .... Nick .... says:

   September 10, 2011 at 1:13 pm

   Please i want other face and not scary. Change my face

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   • Jenn says:

     September 10, 2011 at 2:34 pm

     Hey, hon! If you register an email address with Gravatar, your comments will always display that picture as your face. Otherwise, “faces” are random when you post. :)

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5. Lewis says:

   September 10, 2011 at 1:15 pm

   @nick Hahahaha your funny

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6. .... Nick .... says:

   September 10, 2011 at 1:15 pm

   Thanks this face looks great

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7. Janem says:

   September 10, 2011 at 3:52 pm

   I’m actually looking forward to Ashton. Mainly because, let’s face it, he’s hot. I always found the show great to laugh at, but I also always considered it the writer’s skill rather than Charlie being around.

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   • Jenn says:

     September 10, 2011 at 4:18 pm

     I’m looking forward, too—not for Ashton, but for Judy Greer! Yay!

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8. Angry Pirate says:

   September 10, 2011 at 5:15 pm

   Well, here’s the deal: any show that needs a laugh track is equal to Benny Hill in depth and less funny.

   I watched the show for 15 minutes (the GF insisted) and decided that it sucked bad enough that I just got up and left.

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9. .... Nick .... says:

   September 12, 2011 at 3:19 am

   Sorry jenn

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