Remember that jet skiing accident Sean Kingston had back around Memorial Day earlier this year? How he was, like, in the hospital forever and reports came out saying he had broken ribs and a wrist and what not? Well it looks like it was much worse than that: his injuries were so grave that they necessitated open heart surgery. That’s some pretty major stuff. Kingston states, though, no matter how grievous his injuries were, he didn’t lose faith that he’d pull through. He also credits the accident for a realignment of priorities. Sean says:

“In life, you basically got to count your blessings, you got to be humble, and stay focused and know that anything can happen at any moment. You just gotta keep God first at all times.”

Word on the fact that positively anything can happen at a moment’s notice. And that’s precisely why you should always, always have a spare set of fancy IRONED clothes at your disposal.

And if the photos weren’t enough to convince you that she’s doing just great these days, here’s an eyewitness account of what friggery Courtney‘s been up to in the land down under while vacationing and shopping for clothes. From INF:

Courtney was seen drinking wine and perusing the wares. But out on the street she was seen stumbling around and looking very intoxicated. In fact, she was nearly run over by a car. She started to cross the street when the light was red and was pulled back by a fan. When Love’s fans told her she had to wait for the light to change, Courtney replied “Stop telling me what to do, I can do what I want.”

SERIOUSLY. Stop telling Courtney Love what to do! If she wants to walk out in front of a large, fast-moving hunk of bent and painted metal, so be it. Gosh. Far be it from me to stop an independent woman like Courtney from doing her thing.

Image courtesy of INF Daily

“I think she looks wonderful. She is very healthy, and to me — perfect.”

You know, that’s a really nice sentiment coming from a husband, about that whole perfect thing. I mean, I’ve been married to my husband for almost four years and I’ve never been told I’m perfect, but that’s OK, because we’re a realistic couple and I know I’m not; just as he knows he’s not. Do we love each other just the way we are?Absolutely. There’s no question about it. That being said: I wonder if LeAnn would still be considered “perfect” if she decided to, say, pack on fifty pounds? Would that still be OK with Eddie Cibrian then? I’d sure hope so.

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Laurence Fishburne cast in Man of Steel. [Pajiba]

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Kate Moss goes topless. [INFDaily]

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Celeb fashion photographer Terry Richardson glammed up Liza Minnelli—the original Hot Mess, kiddies—for a new photo spread in Issue 6 of LOVE Magazine.

Miss Minnelli is 65 damn years old, but she’s still got the stems of Catherine Zeta-Jones, the clavicle of Lindsay Lohan, and the ferocity of Patti Smith. There’s aging gracefully, and then there’s aging LOUD. Do not go gentle!

P.S. I did not initially catch that, in the photo up top, Liza is gussied up as a weary-eyed Statue of Liberty! Genius.

I’m getting more comfortable with this blind item business. I feel pretty confident that I got that last one right, and if I didn’t get this one here right, then at least I know it’s not for lack of trying. Are you ready? Ok, here it is:

This girl-next-door actress better hold on tight to her rosary beads because her new beau’s buddies are into sex rituals, witchcraft and devil worship! The star has been trying to kick her goody-two-shoes image for years, but she has no idea about this guy’s dark side.

Anne Hathaway, right? She’s one of the first people that comes to mind with the “girl-next-door” and “goody-two-shoes” descriptors, and she’s definitely been trying to shed that image. Plus I’m pretty confident that the rosary beads bit is a clue, and Anne is/was Catholic, and I know that because I spent a good half hour researching Catholic celebrities, and when I saw her name I remembered that time that she broke up with the Church after her brother came out. Also, her boyfriend could totally be into sex rituals and witchcraft, maybe that’s what happened to her nipples.

Any other guesses?