And “sans fards” is a fancy-pants French saying for “without makeup,” not “without farts” like some of you might think it means. And WHO SAYS you can’t get some good worldliness from visiting celebrity gossip rags online? Keep hanging out with us here and you’ll eventually be culture vultures.
Anyway, this is Cameron Diaz arriving at LAX earlier this week. I know a lot of you would probably expect me to rip her appearance just based on the fact that she’s Cameron Diaz, and not one of my favorite people, but I’m not going to do that. I’m going to be objective about this, like I’m supposed to. And in all honesty? She looks OK. Alright – she looks more than OK. She looks pretty freaking good in comparison to a lot of women who’d venture out in public without a full face of makeup. Me, I’m not a big fan of schlepping forty layers of shellack on my face just to go to the damned supermarket, but then, I’m not a career celebrity who’s sole job is to impress my fans with my shining, eerily-perfect appearance. I work in my PAJAMAS and UNBRUSHED HAIR most of the time, ffs. I’m apparently not out to impress anyone, myself included.
On the whole? I’d have to say that Cameron’s almost a ten. Almost.
What I wonder, though, is whether or not the producers are going to make this a somber event, or if there’s going to be some fun-poking at the dead guy. I suppose it all boils down to the respect CBS has for its former employee (lol). I mean, they’re already killing him off – would it be adding insult to injury for, like, his co-star “brother” to be cracking jokes at his expense on air, too?
The hat was probably pretty edgy back in, you know, 2001 and the rest of the outfit looks like it came from the bargain bin at a thrift shop (and don’t get me wrong: I love, love thrift shops; it’s just that this particular bargain bin must have accidentally had all of Walmart’s Miley Cyrus line discarded into it and then thrown up on by someone who listened to too much Sk8er Boi growing up; bad bargain bin, bad).
What do you guys think – is it easy, breezy summer fashion, or are you thinking what I’m thinking and thinking “What the hell are you thinking, Anna Lynne McCord?”
Why yes, I this song does suck, and before you ask, yes, I am biased! Combining two of my most-maligned celebrities into a musical genre that I just don’t get and what do you have? A recipe for disaster, if you ask me.
Plus. Justin Bieber refers to himself as “Shawty Mane,” and if that doesn’t completely turn you off from this song, than I fear that you’re so far gone that there’s just no help for you. At least not here, anyway.
What do you guys think of the song? Moreover, do you like Justin Bieber as “Shawty Mane”?
The live show started with “Where Them Girls At,” and by song’s end, we knew exactly where them girls were at. Them girls were all over live TV!
In the video, Minaj obviously knows she’s in trouble—she’s picking at the strap of her tiny top every chance she can steal—but she never stops bouncing around long enough to tuck her globes back in completely. And that is why I love her. She is too committed to her performance to let her overly-liberated décolletage stop her.
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