Jenn really went and did it, you guys, she really did. She got me addicted to the epic saga of Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden. What’s not to love here? Trashy girls, shady dudes. It’s the romance of the century, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let us miss out on a minute of it if I can help it.

But anyway, Gawker has got the emails between Jeremy Baumhower, radio producer, and the email address listed on Courtney’s very own website. And let me just tell you, I’m still laughing.

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As you know, Cee Lo sleeps with a few women every night. That’s two or three different women every single night, mind you, because he just wants to “give joy and good tidings.” Cee Lo lands a lot of broads is what I’m saying here, and here we have one such broad’s account of Cee Lo’s game.

From The National Enquirer via Celebitchy:

“I was in love with Cee Lo and I would have done anything for him…

“I met him through Twitter, and I realized later that’s how he meets all his girlfriends.

The two began chatting on Twitter in December 2010 and met in person two months later at his concert in San Diego, she said. They dated while he appeared on… “The Voice…”

“Cee Lo told me that he got along great with Blake Shelton and Adam Levine, but he was not a fan of Christina at all!” Taylor divulged.

“He complained that she was a rude, stuck-up diva who thought she was the true star of the show!”

As for their romance, “it was great in the beginning, but it got to be too much very quickly.

“Cee Lo loved to drink Patron tequila and take the drug Ecstasy.

“He’d get so wasted he’d get physically ill. One time he threw up all over himself, the bed and the nightstand. It was nasty, but I cleaned up the bedroom mess – and him too.

“Cee Lo asked me to have group sex with him and other girls a number of times, but I always said no.

“Cee Lo would devour whatever you put in front of him,” she noted. “He was constantly gobbling lamb chops, cheeseburgers, and fried chicken.”

[The relationship] fell apart after four months, Taylor said.

“I’d seen texts and heard messages from other women and I knew Cee Lo was seeing a number of them, and that hurt,” she recalled. “But for the most part, he treated me well.

“The he started making me hold doors for him and carry his bags. After our last night together, he told me to leave for no reason. He threw me out like some used-up groupie.”

Where do I even start? I love so many things about this story. How Cee Lo (and everyone else on The Voice) hates Christina Aguilera, how he vomits tequila and ecstasy all over the place, the image of him gobbling up lamb chops with his tiny T-rex arms …

Seriously though, would you consider being romantically or sexually involved with this man after hearing this? I know that a handful of you claimed that you would be all about his sweet lovin’, which I didn’t really get, but I want to know where the line is. Please, help a sister and her curiosity out.

“I spend a lot of time with my cats. They’re both boys, they’re both very affectionate. Their names are Preacher and Ford. They’re my four-legged friends.”

- Michael C. Hall, making me love him even more with his talk of kitties.

I don’t know if this is something you could tell about me or not, but I’ve always been pegged as a future cat lady. I’ve only had two cats my whole life, both of them while I was under the age of 12, but both times everyone was like “oh yeah, this is going to be a problem.” I might have one now, but my roommate threatens to kick me out whenever I linger at the cat adoption center at the Petsmart, and also my puppy would gladly devour a cat.

But regardless of my current predicament, I understand you, Michael C. I know how you feel, and you know what? I accept you for it. I might not agree with the rumored infidelity, but I truly believe that all transgressions can be overlooked while playing with a kitten and a piece of string.

After you guys paved the way for Adele to take ownership of my heart, it’s been a rosy walk in the park when it comes to my music collection. Well, that’s not exactly true, most of my favorite songs of hers make me want to curl up and cry for days on end, but it hurts so good. And really, it’s only about to get better:

“The melodies and to-the-point lyrics I have found in a lot of American styles of music is definitely something I’m going be pursuing heavily from now on,” Adele said. “I want to spend some time in Austin in Texas and Nashville, Tenn., and learn about it.”

She’s talking country and bluegrass, friends. That’s my territory. She also said that she wanted to record her next album “in the American South.” Again, my neck of the woods.

Ok, I have to go, you guys, I have to get started on my creepy yet well-meaning fan letter to Adele in which I try to convince her to record her album in my town so we can be the best friends we were meant to be. I’m not going to be able to help the tear stains, but do you think adding a splash of my perfume is trying too hard?

I know, I know, I probably blew your mind with such an awesome idea so early in the morning. But stick with me, take a coffee break if you need to, and then soak this glorious news in for all it’s worth.

Here’s Roseanne with her beautiful, inspiring message as she delivered it to Jay Leno on Thursday:

“You know Jay, I decided that since you’re the one that got Arnold Schwarzenegger elected as governor of California, that I wanted to make my announcement here on your show because I really wanted to ask for your support. My announcement is that I am running for president of the United States.”

She then added, “I’m totally serious…’Cause I want to be a part of the debates, because I want to represent the tax payer. In fact, I’m choosing the tax payers as my vice president.”

It turns out that Sarah Palin was something of an inspiration to Barr. “You know, it’s because of her that I decided to do a reality show,” Barr said. “I have feral pigs that overrun my farm, and I’d like to shoot them out of a helicopter. But, um, that’s kinda what got me thinking that I too should run for president, if she can….I feel like she’s stealing my act, anyway.”

Barr added that she’s trying to steer clear of the Democrat/Republican politics. “I’m not for either party because they both suck and they’re both a bunch of criminals. So I made up my own party. It’s America’s Green Tea Party.”

Sounds a little too good to be true, doesn’t it? Well, it might be, but Roseanne is sticking to her story, judging by a Tweet she made Friday morning:

Don’t tease, Roseanne. I’m too fragile for that.

You know who’s really starting to get on my nerves? This ^^ guy. Seriously. And it’s not even because he’s rich and successful and famous and an admired humanitarian and everyone admires him and blah blah blah blah blah. It’s not even because he can clearly get any woman (or, ahem, girl) he wants – it’s that he thinks he can get any get any woman he wants. And it shows in the way that he’s got positively no discerning eye when it comes to serial dating. As if he’ll pretty much date anyone interested, with the exception of those who aren’t famous and those who have physical deformities like, you know, not looking like a GD supermodel.

I mean, are we looking at the next Hugh Hefner, here, or is George‘s supply of puss going to dry up sometime in the next decade as he drifts into his sixties?

Jump in to find out who George’s latest girl-toy is:

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