Can you believe this? Like, seriously. Could this baby be any cuter? I know a lot of you probably thought I was going to be all swoony over David Beckham and not the baby, but that’s solely my husband’s department – not mine. See, my old man’s got one of those hetero-crushes on David Beckham, and if he were to see this photo of his soccer idol and style icon holding a positively adorable child? Man. Talk about living vicariously. I suppose I’ve got a lot to live up to during this, my second pregnancy, now don’t I?

Keep ‘em coming, Beckhams!

You could tell, right? I knew you could. Just look at that picture above of that multi-talented 16-year-old. Good breeding, that’s what that is.

Anyway, it turns out that you guys love the Hutchisons, Doug and Courtney, as much as we do, so I’ve been checking around, seeing if I could find any neat stories about the lovely couple. And, wouldn’t you know it, I surely did! Because it turns out that Courtney’s mom, Krista, has almost as good a head on her shoulders as her daughter. And far be it from me to paraphrase.

From Radar:

“I am her mom-ager now,” Krista Stodden told RadarOnline.com. She has moved to L.A. to live near her daughter (next door in fact!) and juggle all of the offers that are pouring in from around the industry.

“Doug was managing Courtney’s career, but he has so many things coming his way that he just can’t handle it all,” she said. “It will be better for Courtney with me managing her.”

A singer and perhaps future reality star, her bombshell daughter has worked with her mother for years Krista said. “I used to produce her TV show, and she respects me and I respect her.”

Krista said she looks up to other mothers in Hollywood who manage their kids and she is confident that she will make the right business decisions for her daughter.

“Dina Lohan, she’s a beautiful lady, and I’m sure she loves her daughter, and she’s tried just as much as any other mother to make the right choices for her kids,” she said about the controversial matriarch of the Lohan family and often party pal of her daughter Lindsay.

The top mom on the block though? Kris Jenner who manages the Kardashian kids’ multiple careers. “Kris Jenner is a real business person who has her family’s best interests at heart.”

But when it comes down to it, there is really only one reason why Krista is working for her youngest child. “I love my daughter, and I’ve been a good parent.”

Thoughts from this charming little piece include “dear God, please let these people get a reality show,” “of course this lady would think Dina Lohan is a good role model for parenting,” and “oh my goodness, all I want for the rest of my life is to be able to watch this reality show.” What about you guys?

Image courtesy of CourtneyStodden.com

Did you honestly think I was going to let an entire weekend pass without talking any smack at all about Lady Gaga? Were you born yesterday?

This is the cover for “You and I,” Gaga’s latest single. If you’re not familiar with that handsome fella pictured, that’s Jo Calderone, her male alter ego, and he is looking rough. Like, severely rough. Like I want to get this man a physical, stat, because something is not right with him. Probably it’s the whack attack inside him.

What are your thoughts, pals?

Man, I don’t know what it is, but I sure do love blind items featuring cocaine! Not only that, but I love talking trash about Lea Michele, and with this particular blind item, I get to do both! Are you not so excited for me?!

Which Glee actress who does not think she has a coke problem is out of control with her coke problem. It will be interesting to see if she can make it through the season without rehab.

Lea.  Lea Lea Lea. Name me one other actress from Glee, and if you can actually do that, then name one whose bad attitude and bitch face can be at least partially explained by cocaine. Can you do it? All right, then I’m going to go ahead and christen Lea “Cokey von Crackstein, Dutchess of Methstonia.” Can you dig it?

You believe it, right? I mean, how could you not? Megan Fox is such an amazing actress, it just stands to reason that she would excel in comedy as well as drama. And, according to the darling Leslie Mann, that’s exactly what is happening in that Knocked Up spin-off starring Leslie and Paul Rudd, and, as it turns out, Megan herself:

“Megan Fox is so funny,” she told us Monday night at the Los Angeles premiere of “The Change-Up.” “She’s hilarious. You wouldn’t, I don’t know if other people [expect it], but I think she’s really funny, you’ll be pleasantly surprised.”

So who does she play in the film?

“I can’t say that part,” she said with a smile, backing up her husband’s [Judd Apatow] comments earlier this year regarding spoilers.

So excited! Can’t wait to celebrate you, Megan!

… to Twitter! LOL! What, did you think we were going to get into something deeper, like his addiction to poon? Not this early, friends. No, this time, John Mayer is getting into his hardcore Twitter addiction, the one he kicked last September:

“I realized about a year ago that I couldn’t have a complete thought anymore, and I was a tweetaholic,” Mayer said. “I had four million Twitter followers, and I was always writing on it. And I stopped using Twitter as an outlet and I started using Twitter as the instrument to riff on, and it started to make my mind smaller and smaller and smaller. And I couldn’t write a song.”

So I guess John has let enough time pass to get back in touch with himself, and now he wants to make sure that other Twitter addicts know the danger. He wants to spread the gospel, so to speak, of the evils of the Twitter. Great going, John! Now if you could just stop being a total douchebag OFF the internet as well, we might be getting somewhere!