I know this particular show doesn’t really reflect the “normal” person’s points of view and tastes, but it’s a start into understanding the minds of teenagers. Which is scary. And, um, scary. THIS IS THE FUTURE OF AMERICA, FRIENDS. HOLD ONTO YOUR ASSES.

The list:

TELEVISION

Choice TV Show: Drama
Gossip Girl

Choice TV Actor: Drama
Penn Badgley, Gossip Girl

Choice TV Actress: Drama
Blake Lively, Gossip Girl

Choice TV Show: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
The Vampire Diaries

Choice TV Actor: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
Ian Somerhalder, The Vampire Diaries

Choice TV Actress: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
Nina Dobrev, The Vampire Diaries

Choice Breakout Star
Darren Criss, Glee

Choice TV Show: Comedy
Glee

Choice TV Actor: Comedy
Cory Monteith, Glee

Choice TV Actress: Comedy
Selena Gomez, Wizards of Waverly Place

Choice TV: Reality Show
Jersey Shore

Choice TV: Male Reality/Variety Star
Paul “Pauly D” Del Vecchio, Jersey Shore

Choice TV: Villain
Justin Bieber, CSI

Choice TV: Female Scene Stealer
Katerina Graham, The Vampire Diaries

Choice TV: Male Scene Stealer
Michael Trevino, The Vampire Diaries

MOVIES

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Remember those Barbara Streisand comparisons that Lea Michele just loved getting so much? Well it looks like those days are over. Michele, who was being considered for the lead role in a Broadway production of Funny Girl, has lost the role to fellow actress Lauren Ambrose. Also, Funny Girl, if you’ll remember, was the Broadway play that made Barbara Streisand an international star back when it debuted in the sixties.

Still trying to be gracious, though, Lea says:

“Honestly, I’m a huge fan of Lauren’s and I can’t wait to see it. I might be in the audience singing along … I might even storm the stage.”

I completely believe all of that (especially the part about storming the stage) – with the exception of being a huge fan of Ambrose’s. Lea and her rumored diva-ness must be really licking her wounds over this one, you know?

Sorry, girl. Tough break.

Lady Gaga loves houndstooth. [The Superficial]

More rumors that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are reconciling. [Lainey Gossip]

Why we “should” forgive Arnold Schwarzenegger. [Starpulse]

Marking Lucille Ball’s 100th birthday with a contest. [LA Times]

Nicole Kidman looking hot as a busty blonde. [Pajiba]

Kate Hudson sans makeup and holy cow. [INFDaily]

Who was sued for getting a facelift? [Amy Grindhouse]

Redmond O’Neill going through withdrawal in jail. [ICYDK]

Wine is a natural sunscreen? [The Frisky]

Worst-dressed celebrities at the 2011 Kids’ Choice Awards. [Socialite Life]

Kelly Rowland and Beyonce‘s new video. [Caught on Set]

Colin Farrell discusses his special needs son. [Cele|bitchy]

Cupcake creativity at its finest. [theBerry]

I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m (expletive) insane, like I’m Hitler. One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did.

—Kanye West, during a concert on Saturday.

The entire speech, delivered during West’s performance of “Monster”:

Now before all the weight-weirdos get all bent out of shape because I’m not “accepting” Angelina just the way she is, let it be said that I’m not insinuating that sweet old Angelina here looks bad – at all. I’m merely saying that she’s looked <i>better in the past when she had a little bit more meat on her bones. I know she’s naturally on the slender side, but it wouldn’t hurt to change it up for this year, you know?

I still think she’s one of the most beautiful women to ever exist in the history of … existence, but ffs. She’s going to be getting up there in age at some point and women of a certain age need to take care of their bones and stuff. Hers are looking a little pointy and sharp here and there, and she looks like she’d positively shatter if she accidentally fell down a flight of steps.

Oh Angelina. I’m just looking out for you, girl. Put on a few pounds and get some Boniva, OK?

Here’s some photos of Rihanna rocking some really nice hair for once, and looking gorgeous. Say what you want about Rihanna, but you cannot deny that she truly is one beautiful girl. She might have questionable talent, bad taste in men, and in fashion overall, but you can’t take those blazing good looks away from her one bit.

So yeah. The whole “love it or leave it” part. That suit. It … I don’t know. It kind of speaks for itself, I guess. It’s Bob Marley. Bob Marley, whose neck is perfectly aligned with Rihanna’s gitch, wearing a shirt that looks exactly like her va-gigi.  Also making it look like the longest vug you’ve ever seen, right?

So yeah. On the whole, there’s definitely one thing to be said about these photos: Rihanna likes her bizarre one-piece swimsuits fo sho.